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10:37 Sun 17 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
CNN Late Breaking News! It has been ...
CNN Late Breaking News!
It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by U.S. Special Forces.
The main suspect of the attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground tunnel in a deserted mountainside of southern Afghanistan.
Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across southern Afghanistan, and the little prick just popped up!
CNN Late Breaking News!
It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by U.S. Special Forces.
The main suspect of the attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground tunnel in a deserted mountainside of southern Afghanistan.
Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across southern Afghanistan, and the little prick just popped up!
10:40 Sun 17 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Osama is Celebate
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
15:27 Sun 17 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
im not too happy with myself and ive been letin myself down : (. its takin me weeks just to complete 1 game the last 1 was wings of war on the x box ages ago. its this bloody heat too its simpy to hot and annoyin. so ive been login on here more the last few days as sucked.
11:18 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
this fly was annoyin me so i hit it with a book and the fly just suck to the wall. blood al over my book and the wall. it was petty dead but he should of gone out the window when i told him to, they never lisen so they die.
Edited at 16:18 Wed 20/07/05 (BST)
Edited at 16:18 Wed 20/07/05 (BST)
07:06 Sun 24 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Cinderella Gets Some Ash
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
''First, you must wear a diaphragm. But if you're not home by 2 AM, your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.'' Cinderella agrees, but she doesn't roll in until five in the morning, looking love-struck and very satisfied.
''Where have you been?'' demands the fairy godmother. ''Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!''
''I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.''
''I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!''
''I can't remember, exactly. It was Peter, Peter, something or other...''
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
''First, you must wear a diaphragm. But if you're not home by 2 AM, your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.'' Cinderella agrees, but she doesn't roll in until five in the morning, looking love-struck and very satisfied.
''Where have you been?'' demands the fairy godmother. ''Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!''
''I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.''
''I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!''
''I can't remember, exactly. It was Peter, Peter, something or other...''
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07:16 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
lmao well done supermega u do ave an imagination after all
08:41 Wed 27 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
yeah phill lol, nice 1 =D got any more jokes??
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didnt know wot else to say...
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didnt know wot else to say...
10:49 Wed 27 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
What do blondes and shrimps have in common?
Their heads are full of sh*t, but the pink bits are nice.
Their heads are full of sh*t, but the pink bits are nice.
11:59 Wed 27 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
i dont know y it taken that long for my information thread to get capped? it was way over 15 pages and more then Cinderellas old thread lol..
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14:43 Wed 27 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
rite then milkybarkidd lets make it official we r officially married lol milkybarkidd and cinderella15 2gether 4eva lol
Edited at 19:43 Wed 27/07/05 (BST)
Edited at 19:43 Wed 27/07/05 (BST)
14:45 Wed 27 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
:-O i must have been really pi$$ed cos i dnt remember a thing bout gettin married hehe
14:47 Wed 27 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
liar* :-P
do i...hmmm *tries to remember* lol...i remember supermega :-p :-/ i married phil! *** i must have been pis$ed
do i...hmmm *tries to remember* lol...i remember supermega :-p :-/ i married phil! *** i must have been pis$ed
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14:50 Wed 27 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
dnt take the pi$$ that i cant spell when i rush it lol ure bin div now i dnt know wat i eva saw in u i wanna divorce lol
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cinderella story continues...lol
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