Morning everyone

Whats this weather like for Aug?? Shocking!

Hope ur all ok

Afternoon, another wet one to enjoy

Gotta dash - the kettles boiled!

Evening all

Oh i bet it wore you down making your own cuppa!!! No tea girl!

Told ya, your a pen pusher!

Have a good night everyone

Your spot on there Pau, making tea, pffft, what a drag.

Err, now hang on a minute.................nope, your right, im good with being a pen pusher youd make a good tea girl, your always brbing for one lol

Lazy you!

I think youll find YOUR the brber

Lmao its getting worse, I emptied my cup in the bin cos I couldnt be arrsed to empty it down the sink

How? Your getting bad, and so very apologetic, I mean, you just said it right after greeting me!!!

Thats terrible that!......an stop using words here your not sposed to

I hardly ever brb, yeah well, would you rather a sorry or a V sign???

What forbidden words am I using now lol

Lately you have, your a t1t cos you laugh at yourself brbing

Oh your leaving me wordless lately you little git!

(_x_) thats what!

Oh pmsl i do that taking the mick at you cos its all you ever used to to, thats tickled me

Makes a change doesnt it? Usually got an answer freverything you Mr Know It All

Come off it!

I truly fou your just being you and laughing at nonsense, you know like, Hiyaaa LOL SORRY BRB PMS AM BACK WITH ME TEA HAHA PIT



Thanks for acknowledging my wisdom but even I cant claim to know everything, I mean Ive got a challenge later in bed to determine how old those stains are.

HAHAHAHAHA really? I fou you was thinking, lmao @ her skitting me


Your welcome and really? A challenge? On your own sheets? Jeeeeez

Who's been sleeping in myyyyyyy bed

No never I always just fou, ahh shes in one again


Whos been sleeping in my bed? Hmmm, You with a cottage pie by the looks of it

Oh jesus, I hope your using decaf, hurry the f up

Oh im going for a drink aswell

Back lolololol

PMSL @ you not getting onto it its proper made me laugh that you know

SHEPARDS! It was a Shepards pie

Ha i didnt see that

Your still a muppet

Do not use my bed as your dinner plate, or next time im hungry, ill use something of yours, no, not Bob lmao


Welcome back babe x

Dnt start with the name calling

Ok ok im soooooooo not apologising again.

Dont bring Bob into anything either, unless u have my permission!

Thankyou sweetie, you too x

You may want to skip your next msg in that case

Listen, youve already been told about this, me and the big man are like bros, same profession, same out look on life, same circle of friends, wherever bob goes, I go.