You thought it was hush money, bless. He does tremendous work for charity you know like helping to chauffeur people To house crawling parties lmao

Ive just been nosing through my friend list, clicking on them, and someone has been online in the past month after god knows how long and hasn't messaged me!!!

Well, ive messaged you! Read between the lines.


Crap! Sorry about the second message btw. Blonde moment

Edited at 02:30 Sun 01/12/19 (GMT)

That hush money made him go grey! And it bought me lots, i might click me fingers soon

Can you buy your mar a new pair of t*ts then please, their great for polishing parts of the floor when im around, but its not practical is it, I have a shark steam mop for cleaning, help your old girl out eh

Your dad will help her when he begs to see us again

Again, always a champion for charity cases

But, dont they say Charity begins at home? He's obviously not getting enough attention. Poor geezer

Plenty of my bloodline to go around babe, your dad shouldnt be ashamed he cant step up, cracking on abit now isnt he, poor sod

Indeed there is, lets see, erm, who rang us recently for attention.....theres...J, M, C....even K rang to see if we could give any tips!

Oh he's cracking on all right, it was him who advised us to....lets say, be gentle

Im not one for the gentle touch, but please let him advise you, because your all....lets say...teeth. and it really dosnt do it for me (or J M C)



Lets go x

Lets go. I need me beauty sleep, got to keep looking good in case i get a phone call from any Landeners

Say noigh

Ive just pmsl at your last post

I wouldnt worry about your face, really, its a reusable Kleenex tissue at its best.

Nanoy lav

Sleep well. X

Oh and dont they just love a good supply of Kleenex, the amount they go through when they are here! Jeeeez!

Night night dawgy, you too x

Exactly, yours and your mars face are helping the environment, high five to that!

Woof woof lick lick x

We aim to please


Laters baby

Laters trouble x

(8) Iiiii never meant to cause you troubbbllle (8)

If your about, can I borrow you for ten mins?

Sorry flowa, just missed you there.