Hiya

I need TLC bab

I cant stand to see you unwell *softly cuddles*

Aw bab.

Why dont you get yourself to bed hey?

Ill be ur personal assistant/Dr rolled into one, reply to your texts, take ur phone calls, feed you soup, give you bed baths, the lot bab x

I dont like being unwell, never been that bad tbh x

Im going in a sec bab, and your on! I'll lap it up

Goodnight Dr x

Sleep well beaut, you know where I am x

RAR YA


Only messin bab, i know, and thankyou very much x

Mere

Your sounding more chirpy, feeling a little better bab?

Hi

I am, but sleeping loads! Cooped up all day is driving me crazy i need to get out
Cant say i dont like getting fussed over tho XD

Thats great news I could give it a whirl no problem, do you wanna swap lives for the day? *gets his house coat ready*

Great news??? Im going ballistic!

Swap? So you could ogle me mum? NO!
A would be shocked to see you in my bed , an me dad would lash you right out.......WHO ARE YOU.WHERES MY BABY? WARRAV YA DONE WITH MY PAULA?

Haha I would be on my best behaviour

Groggy and softly spoken, calling for your mav to bring me tea and toast, and she would oblige because shes naturally caring, I would wince in pain propping myself up to sip my tea, shed tell me to rest stroking my head while she brought the tea to my lips, seeing the agony in my face would have her bending over backwards for me, I would do your dads fencing for their generosity and compassion, so, I doubt very much id get lashed, anyway, you could always roll ur sleeves up and muck in, these armpits aun gonna wash themselves

And A?

Could be right about me Mum though, you are a charming handsome man

Tiff she fell fya! Tiff she left me dad? :O

A(s) up in the T zone

Oh Jesus, now that would be one for Jeremy Kyle wouldnt it!

I left my wife to become her stepdad, HELP!

Im all for taboo breaking if you are

LMAO!

I left my wife to become to become her stepdad?????

Am lost on that, or thick

Taboo breaking, rule breaking, im game

I left you (my wife) to become her stepdad (ill marry yo mama)

Are you still up for taboo breaking?

Oh got it hahaha

I am!

Even on my wedding night? Oh Paula...

The night you marry me mum?

Exactly, the night I become your step(daddy)

Stop making me naughty im going to bed lol

Good night bab, remember, a broken promise will kill angels x