Granted but the chef was me and i fed you junk



I wish ppl remembered things id said

Granted but they end up forgetting the things you do...cough cough

I wish you didnt lose that loving feeling

Granted but i gain a lot more loving feelings and overwhelm you


I wish the janitor woukd hurry up in his closet

Granted, he finished his business fast but got caught up taking selfies for hours.

I wish you wasnt feeling torn

Granted, but its you that has to stitch me back up and you cant sew

I wish youd hurry up!

Granted, just granted!

Nah, I hurry so much to get online I fall and break my phone.....and ipad....and computer....and laptop....and neck

I wish I was on holiday right now, bottle of bud sitting in hot bubbles

Oh eh hahaha

Granted but i turn up bladdered and make a show of you


I wish to stopposting here, just for a while

Granted, but a little while turned into a year as lose your account!

I wish I didnt feel sluggish today

Ha

Granted but you feel like a snail and are on more of a go slow!

I wish it was sunny all yr round

Granted, but it looses its appeal and crave thunderstorms regularly.

I wish I could speak like a true scouser

Granted but you sound too much like me an try and blag people on the phone who find out and run you outter town


I wish i was all snug in bed

Granted, but your hot water bottle bursts...boom

I wish you would pull your finger out and propose to me

Granted but you want to marry ASAP and i wanna take time to prepare and by that time were too old


I wish others would join in on games

Granted but then Funkypool finally folds

I wish someone would stay in and watch the fight with me Saturday

Granted but that someone happens to be me an i wanna brawl


I wish to stop posting on all FG just for now

Granted but FG throws a fit at you for not posting an brawls with you bad.

I wish I could clone myself for work purposes (honestly!)

Granted but no one can cope with two Pitbulls and all your staff leave!

I wish i had more wishes

If I could clone unlimited I wouldnt need employees mwahahaha

Granted, but every wish results in disaster, which in turn makes you fearful of your wishes.

I wish this cough would F off !!!!!!!!

Granted, but it knew you wanted it to go....left for a week an come back ten times worse



I wish fun and games was thruving like the old days

Granted, but you're not allowed to post

I wish the WHOLE WORLD would stop bein so bloody touchy!