years of chinese whispers create the tales you speak of

Of which many stories are believe to be the truth!

Truth hurts sometimes

Sometimes ppl jump to conclusions without knowing all the facts!

facts which can be construed depending on the angle you wish to portray

portray my butt ya numptys

numptys who are fun to chat to

To be or not to be

Be alert, your country needs lerts

Lerts not get carried away here eh

Eh? What kind of word is eh?

Eh, is the kind of word someone uses again instead of leaving a new one!

One is not amused

amused is the person who didn't eat the yellow snow

Snow is becoming a thing of the past

past the point of no return

Return to sender, address unknown
No such number, no such zone
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry..... but my letter keeps coming back!

Back to the drawing board

Board up the holes and sail off into the sunset

Sunset can make you feel all warm and fuzzy