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02:19 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
Think she farted m8
Think she farted m8
02:53 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link] i know im very clever
Brian is the loopy 1
But you should meet ian
Ian is the 1 that
Causes me pain
You should meet peter
Hes 1 to watch cos when
Your not looking
Hes sniffing you crotch
But you should meet ian
Ian is the 1 that
Causes me pain
You should meet peter
Hes 1 to watch cos when
Your not looking
Hes sniffing you crotch
02:58 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
That doesnt rhyme silly
Where have gone all the other hillbillies
Edited at 00:02 Mon 30/07/18 (BST)
That doesnt rhyme silly
Where have gone all the other hillbillies
Edited at 00:02 Mon 30/07/18 (BST)
03:08 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
Kirks just a man with nothing to gain
Please dont ignore him because hes a pain
He may be a fool and act like hes cool
But at least hes not pit bull who is a complete tool
Please dont ignore him because hes a pain
He may be a fool and act like hes cool
But at least hes not pit bull who is a complete tool
03:13 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
I know it didnt rhyme Kirk
Believe it or not am not burk
Hillbillies have gone to bed
Where i should be resting me head
Lrg has the poem bug now
Try an do nice ones dnt cause a row
Cos previous one sounds a bit
Like ur takin the Mick outta my Pit
Believe it or not am not burk
Hillbillies have gone to bed
Where i should be resting me head
Lrg has the poem bug now
Try an do nice ones dnt cause a row
Cos previous one sounds a bit
Like ur takin the Mick outta my Pit
03:17 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
Im a go getter
Jetsetter
Trendsetter
Play better
Sorry no fan letters
Dont eat feta
Super meta
Back of the netter
But Im also a bit of a chunt
Jetsetter
Trendsetter
Play better
Sorry no fan letters
Dont eat feta
Super meta
Back of the netter
But Im also a bit of a chunt
03:19 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link] listen love me an the bull are on the same wave length hel see it as a compliment. Keep yer hair on im being nice im always nice
I know it didnt rhyme Kirk
Believe it or not am not burk
Hillbillies have gone to bed
Where i should be resting me head
Lrg has the poem bug now
Try an do nice ones dnt cause a row
Cos previous one sounds a bit
Like ur takin the Mick outta my Pit
Believe it or not am not burk
Hillbillies have gone to bed
Where i should be resting me head
Lrg has the poem bug now
Try an do nice ones dnt cause a row
Cos previous one sounds a bit
Like ur takin the Mick outta my Pit
03:22 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link] listen love me an the bull are on the same wave length hel see it as a compliment. Keep yer hair on im being nice im always nice
I know it didnt rhyme Kirk
Believe it or not am not burk
Hillbillies have gone to bed
Where i should be resting me head
Lrg has the poem bug now
Try an do nice ones dnt cause a row
Cos previous one sounds a bit
Like ur takin the Mick outta my Pit
Believe it or not am not burk
Hillbillies have gone to bed
Where i should be resting me head
Lrg has the poem bug now
Try an do nice ones dnt cause a row
Cos previous one sounds a bit
Like ur takin the Mick outta my Pit
03:24 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
Im misunderstood by the girls in the hood
I dont like big birds cos they eat all the food
Waking up next to them they always look rough
Look at them scoffing like pigs in a trough
I dont like big birds cos they eat all the food
Waking up next to them they always look rough
Look at them scoffing like pigs in a trough
03:25 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
Where are the poems
Your as tall as garden knomes
Your as tall as garden knomes
03:54 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
Pitbulls a puzzy
He smells like 1 too
Paulas had better smells
Come outa her loo
She sits on her throne
Slapping 1 out
Pitbulls gone crazy
Shouting let me the f__ out
He smells like 1 too
Paulas had better smells
Come outa her loo
She sits on her throne
Slapping 1 out
Pitbulls gone crazy
Shouting let me the f__ out
11:02 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
Cmon lrg dont be crass
They will take all these poems and say you harass
Everyone already know pitty takes it up the
They will take all these poems and say you harass
Everyone already know pitty takes it up the
14:43 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
lrg hey that's me
i need a partner will it be thee?
we'll get hold of paula and make her pee
just like we did with triple_D
i need a partner will it be thee?
we'll get hold of paula and make her pee
just like we did with triple_D
16:45 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
Hey dont mess with Paula shes a genius
Shes so emasculating she carries round pits p3nis
They wont be happy we took over there serene bit
Bet they start becoming jihadi extremists
Shes so emasculating she carries round pits p3nis
They wont be happy we took over there serene bit
Bet they start becoming jihadi extremists
17:08 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
Paula is great
She hangs with her crew
I dont think she likes the banter from you
She throws pete a bone
He has a good chew
I hope when their out
She cleans up his poo
She hangs with her crew
I dont think she likes the banter from you
She throws pete a bone
He has a good chew
I hope when their out
She cleans up his poo
17:40 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
hello my friend
feel free to jump on
everyone is welcome
on this fine morn.
tho vixen me thinks
would rather do porn
Oh good grief, lol
hello my friend
feel free to jump on
everyone is welcome
on this fine morn.
tho vixen me thinks
would rather do porn
18:01 Mon 30 Jul 18 (BST) [Link]
Ooooh you like my sonnet?
Or far from it?
Oh youve gone perhaps spread over my car bonnet
Oh good grief, lol
Ooooh you like my sonnet?
Or far from it?
Oh youve gone perhaps spread over my car bonnet
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