So Paula is good with her lips
Shame she lacks on the quips
I guess when that dont work she will just get out her ti

Another one with me on his mind
Cant stop thinking of me
Mentions my name
On forums so lame
Try just thinking about Lee

I cant help it girl your so fine
Maybe go as far as divine
Just keeping it funny
Get a laugh in that tummy
Oh god Im turning into Pete

Divine? Oh well what can i say
Keep it funny, make your day
You'll never compare
To Pitbull i swear
Sorry but thats just the way

Oh god il never compare
Now my life is in despair
I guess il go back to being overall better

Short and sweet
Keep it neat
Better overall
To keep it small

So thats why you lil pete
Because he is tiny and neat
His dong is so small
When he peed on a wall
It went all over his shoes from manchester mall

Im starting to now really think
Your obsessed with Pitbull
I can understand why
He is quite a guy
But am afraid his diary is full

And whats with this Manchester talk
It seems to be on your head
He doesnt need trash
His clothes are quite class
He buys designer instead

You really dont know him
You have no real idea
Anything about this man
He gets freebies from stars
Including gold bullion bars
Cos hes famous and so he can!

Bored bored yes im bored
Posting alone, oh dear lord
No one posting on fun an games
Im so bored that its a shame
What can i do to occupy myself
I cant be bothered sitting on the shelf
I need some people keepin forums alive
On all games making threads thrive
Im posting for the sake of it
Its boring and atm it ......crap
I think ill rest my little head
And log off here and go to bed!

lrg I think we should stop our cause
We clearly caught Paula on the menopause
Pit bull does the chores
And messages wh0res
All while Paula deplores

im lmao at you
oh jeez I need the loo
when your on form
backsides are torn
poor paula she hasn't a clue

There you both go again
Talkin about me...pfft men
Am really not worth thinking about
Give someone elses name a shout

I think your a blunt, an average Joe
Lets sort this out, go toe 2 toe

Its just banter mate.

Back on topic, back on form
Ill infect readers with my dyslexic swarm

Its just banter mate.

Your pics suck, giggling morons you are
Dont try playing me by giving a gold star

Its just banter mate.

Ill hunt you down, stick 1 in your neck
Next time you post childish jib on this thread

Its just banter mate.

Your bleeding out m8, what the heck
Heres some pig lubricant to clog up your neck

Its just banter mate.

This funeral sucks, a real doomer
Why dosnt anybody understand my humour?

Its just banter mate.

Your tombstone rocks dude, your forever bed
But I want your banana deep in my head

Its just banter mate.

Behave you we dont want you barred
Dont let your personality get charred
Do nice poems from here on in
Lets take the digs at us on the chin

The Weather

Do you like the wind and the rain
Does listening to it calm your brain
Thunder and lightening across the sky
Bright forks making you squint ur eyes
Or do you like the bright sunshine
So you can relax drinking wine
Beer gardens full of people chatting
Beaches explode kids playing an splashin
Autumn fall the weather gets mild
Until winter appears blizards go wild
Whatever the weather brings your way
Be thankful we're here another day

Jogging

Going for a morning jog
Always clears my mind of fog
Earphones in playlist songs
As i happily jog along
Feeling free i feel pleased
As i take my pace with ease
Its best when its just going light
I cant jog when the suns so bright
I also like to jog in fine rain
Jogging is really good for the brain
It makes you feel good a bit
While exercising is keeping you fit

Bedtime

How do you like your bedtime
To get to sleep do you need wine
Do you sleep in the pitch dark
Do you get restless feeling a nark
Can you just switch off your brain
Or do tormenting thought remain
Listen to music or watch tv
In bed with a cuppa or coffee
Or do you relax and just lay there
Up to the ceiling do you stare
Quilt over you with one leg out
Pilla gets warm u toss it about
Too hot too cold cant get it right
Restless right throughout the night
Id love my bedtime to be serene
Peaceful cosy with nice sweet dreams

Answers -

No
Yes
Yes (lol)
No
Yes
Sometimes
No
Yes
Yes!
Sometimes
Yes!
Yes!!
Unfortunately!
Would ya?

Ha! I fou ya done a poem!

Giz a poem come on fella
An ill let ya listen to Rockapella
Into your mind deeply gorge
Or ur getting stuck with George..........on replay!!

Pit you better do some poems, ive done one spesh for you awwwww