For sayin i must be too old

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All these years ive been here and never knew the landlord!
Hope ya like what weve done to the gaff, get some profit if ya sell this mate, oh nam not a mouse, ama pig!

I didnt say i was the landlord sweetheart...and well ok i guess pigs are short too and i cant sell it you would have nothing to do if i did

I beg your pardon, owner then.

Oh god no am not a lil pig, am a huge fat one, musta been someone else gettin thru ur mouseholes.

No really, ill find something to do, sell it! Buy somewhere bigger for everyone

Oh my darling When you say everyone do you mean the 5 or 6 ppl who still come on here? I want this place back to its best will you help? You could offline message every account you can find on here. Its time consuming but i know you like to talk and it would entertain you for weeks. Look no pressure my lil lovely have a think about it.. Me and you would make a great team and id make you my funky queen . we could employ triple_b to muck out the pet pigs pete could be our naked butler

jeez thanks alot irg for the job , how much does it pay a hour

glad your better paula , big huggggggggggggggggg

Dont be so bloody cheeky../ paulas on the dole and we have a pet pit bull to feed..

but thats not fair why cant she do it instead then

Cos she got in there 1st with the pity vote saying shes a fat pig. Ima sucker litterally a sucker for a sob story. If you snooze you loose kiddo

Ummmm, the thing is though sweetcheeks, we could never get this place back to its best as all the good people, well most of them left. Sadly, all we have now, or majority of are childish, argumentative, patronising, try-to-be-intimidating, immature loons!

Im sure someone like you could recruit others here to help you.

I cant say anything about Trip, but Pit does look good naked!

Thankyou for the offer of making your queen though!

shes not that you monster , paula is lovely , ok ok i do it for paula , not for you tho grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thanks love

Oh dont pity me, ima big gir....pig!

your welcome

She called herself it. I would never call a woman fat. Pretty much anything else but not fat. And how do you know im a monster you aint seen it ?

i meant monster in a nice way , like when you call someone , god that lad is some beast lol

I dont want paula shes to gobby id end up locking her in the pig pen and making her eat hay as punishment. Besides im not keen on the smell of wet dogs

Oh i see sweetie my apologies. As a gesture of good will ill put you in charge of the pigs and kirk aswell he will be right behind you all the way

have you talked to kirk about this set up ?

What set up?? Im sure u dont know what you mean honey bunny.. Is there something i should know? You seem to be a little edgy. All im doing is making polite conversation and befire you say anything else yes this polite for me lovee

You know my weakness mate. Im always stuck up behind