Excuse me? They were YOUR mates!

Oh am not starting in here again. Im going to bed!

Mates? Youve read it wrong, on abar our Erik aun I...AND I made you a cuppa!!!

Dont go to bed in a strop, forget the toast, am I upstairs or down tonight *beams a dead lovely smile*

Omg that was your fault, treatin him like a baby hes FIFTEEN. Our son can cook better than you. Tool

Upstairs

Hurry up am tired. Oh an sort Blankrty blank

*Stands open mouthed holding a cuppa tea with the words BEST WIFE IN THE WORLD on it*

*Knocks the tea back in 3 fast forced gulps slammin it on the table*
Ya done this to yourself you

*goes up and knocks the light off while ur still downstairs*

XD

Oh dear...I didn forbid you to stay downstairs you know, Paw?

Hi to anyone reading

Ive been scratching my head over something all week which I desperately need clarification for Pawz..........



Explain yourself

Babe, please?

Can we <3

Babe, sorry exscuse me k? Am bit tipsy

Babe....*grabs chair*

Mere babe....*grabs ur arm and guides you to sit*

*plonkes a glass of water by your lips*

Drink!

Wil u look after me baby

Do you really need to ask ?



Bed for you.

*Lifts you off your feet carrying you up the stairs*

Babe tel me plesae cos it will play on me mind

STAY OFF HERE NOW.

MSG ONLY. X

Ok am sorryxxxxx

Dnt go til i say ok

Was guna say sorry agsin but ppl like to read yano stalkers an i tell you now its him its reakky teally him please trust it is do u believe me

Dnt fume on me i inow am right cant wait til i pist here prooer u know am happy tjo you know why dnt ta

*SWIPES YOU OVER MY SHOULDER AND FLINGS YOU BACK ONTO THE BED*

NOMORE NOW.

X