Becaue you keep dribbling on me in your sleep, Im literally covered in your spit!

Back in 2mins

Sorry bab, you should of just nudged me, get back in, c'mon

Ok...but Im bringing the tissues

*grabs the tissues*

Thanks brb

*Swaps pillows over*

You dwibbled on my side *pinches nose* silly girl

Dont start!

Put ya lamp off bab

Alright alright!

*knocks light off n gets into position*

Night bab sleep well

See you in the morning, goodnight x

Ill wake you up with a cuppa!

Good night x

get a room

We were in our room!

Evening

Weve got a room.....your standing in it

*Awkwardly pulls sheet up*

Haha Pawz...Hi

I thought we were alone! Did you lock the door?

Hi

I havent locked the door in months I didnt think we needed too......wheres our passports??????


And Erik ???????

Well know that geeeerrrrrard is lurking ya better start locking it, not havin ppl looking at me!

In the top drawer and hes with your mum isnt he?

FS whats the point in the safe behind our faaaamily portrait if ur never gonna use it bab? *URGES PAW WITH HIS EYES TO PUT PASSPORTS IN THE SAFE*

No hes not there........I bet Geeeeerrrrraaarrrdddd stole him for ransom fs!

Oh behave! You told me t get them ut last week when you said we were going Lagoon.....remember? Think!

Well he was going to ya mums, stop worrying hell be out with M or J.

Hes 15! A big lad our son, no one could kidnap him

Dont play that card with me cos you REDUSED to go Lagoon!! So you never got the passports aat!

No bab. Phone him, tell him I said to get back now