Vinny Jones got 12 red cards - hardly getting away with murder!!! Think I prefer Joey Barton myself!

Opening a can of worms with a player comparison, surprised nobody said Balotelli for someone

Why always me?

Only a can worms if those immature ones can't comprehend it's meant to be light humor.

Haven't thought of a comparison for you yet zante - will have a think.

knightmare- marco boogers, no one has ever seen him play and disapeers to a foriegn country to live in a caravan when he has a game to play

A nice fun thread and you feel the need to get personal and ruin it for the member who started it, Leave out the nasty comments or it will end up being capped, we have already needed to remove some posts. Anymore posts removed then posting rights will be revoked or worse!
Thank you

Joey Barton is an absolute melt

Bit like you

derik_dalton: I need to think a little here same with zante.

fran- george best. a little tipsy most of the evenings but its hard to drown the skills in a drink. some great skills drunk or not

Hopefully I can get the good natured banter flowing:

faust - Djimi Traore, capable of brilliant moments while lacking all intention to do so.
corsair - Messi, probably the best around right now, and a regular producer of magic.
_knightmare_ - Sturridge, everyone wants him to play but he stays out most of the season.
turtle1560 - Costa, great attacking player but quite possibly scared of Jordan Henderson.
erigert - Martin Skrtel, Eastern European who looks like he has ties with the mafia.
w_hoolahan - Anelka, an attacker who's played for most of the top clubs, fond of gloves.
the__priest - Joey Barton, a proven player who can't stay away from controversy and arguments.
punkpoet - Tony Hibbert, long serving fan favourite with leadership qualities outside of the top clubs.

Can't think of anyone else at the moment, but bring it on

Some good ones there Zante: I prefer to be Peter Cech though - always on the subs bench, tries to handle things to the best of my ability and always around should i need to try and save the day. (not necessarily on the tables)

Can anyone come up with a whole 11 for a proper football team with players on here. Keeping is light with the banter.

Not easy - as the reasons have to be apparent.

Banter at it's best

Cheers for the comment kris mate

Haha i can just remember him as well.

just played seb and i can honestly say-Messi springs to mind. was fun to watch...

If Seb Is Messi, Turtle is Ronaldo.

Nah Thierry Henry, for reasons listed before.

i am not disagreeing with you mate. in fact, ur prob right!

ash- Jonathan Woodgate. still playing but many injuries.Yet still about but still not seen. Houdini of our times :)

for some reasons, i still think tht u got the skills Ash, it would be hard to win you.

We should have a tournament- 1 captain and one vcap/co-cap from each team

that would be great fun, wouldnt it?

zantetsukenz or dgeneratio or somebody else...

Edited at 21:15 Sat 30/05/15 (BST)

make it happen please !

Edited at 21:16 Sat 30/05/15 (BST)

Like a Captains Cup?
Wouldn't work as some teams have decided to appoint all their players as VC's

It wouldnt work as you wont play any game lol