Cheers m8. I don't want to be wasting loads of time waiting around so I would appreciate it If they could sub in some active opponents that never go offline

Im sure they can sort that for you

Came for the commentary-stayed for the brilliance.

LOL, this is the place to be, putting the FUN back into funky, and LAUGHTER back into slaughter

What do we put into Scunthorpe then?

FCL Fixtures Set 1
Beatables 0 v 0 Chips n Gravy

poolbiird vs _mich_
fran_ vs r1p0m4n_v2
andyw1 vs jimmy_efc
greyhound vs ooo_u_tap_2
horse10000 vs hahahaha
turtle1560 vs sillybilly
onvisit vs kirk
mikeybboy vs slimeball


Black Scorpions 7 vs 8 Chips n Gravy

achpfsk vs r1p0m4n_v2
w_hoolahan vs _mich_
silenthill vs slimeball
_huts24_ vs jimmy_efc
coutinho10 vs strange_daze
bulletzzzz vs foxhound
walktall vs im_crap_adam
tozzie (7) vs (8) liam_scfc

TLKSHT 0 vs 0 Chips n Gravy

pool_pirate vs obieeeeee
showstopper vs hahahaha
re_rack_jack vs foxhound
bob99 v sillybilly
uwillnotw1n vs crazzymadman
kingshat v liam_scfc
todd2000 vs ooo_u_tap_2
toon_lad vs chalkie

As if it's that time again boys and girls! Tonight CNGTV have a special treat for you! I'm joined here with my co-commentator Liam Scott, as we watch the Chips n' Gravy *Hooorayyy*, take on the Black Scorpions *Boooo* *Hissss*
Hoping to put the Chips n' Gravy boys even further ahead in their match, we have the one and only, he's the Dovecot OG, the Captain's VC, he works in a shop selling fags, booze and choccy!
Michael Green!!!
And his opponent, he uses a cue not a racket, his name's on a crisp packet, its Hoolahoop!!!

15 games, 5 of each 8us, 9us, and 8uk. Best of luck boys

This could get messy!

Frame 1

With Michael breaking, both players had a couple of shots too nothing, with very little cutting edge, Michael then decided to up the ante with a few Charlie Adam esqe shots and eventually finished off hoolahoop. 1-0 CnG

Over too Jimmy Lad for frame 2

Frame 2

A tactical battle between the two, with many balls bunched up on the left hand side, Mich can't free his as well as he hopes, and Hoolahoop manages to nick his out, and clear for the equaliser. 1-1

Frame 3

Mich with the dry break, luckily hoolahoop hasnt punished him just yet, with Mich trying to take control of the frame by getting the corner pocket covered, Hoola reversed this and shown Mich how to take the pocket and the frame.

2-1 the hoop

Frame 4

From shot one, Mich's stripe was left over the pocket of where most balls were situated, and it proved a problem for Hoolahoop. Its great to watch one of the most attacking players on the game, actually think about his shots n play safe...Mich too
After a bit of luck for Mich and un-fortune for Hooly, Mich draws the foul he needs and clears the table...2-2 Game on

Frame 5

Another dry break for Mich, with the black safely touching a couple of Mich's balls hoop tried in vein to release leaving Mich with a diffficult finish, he tried but came unstuck with 3 left and fouling leaving the hoop with the finish and he took it to go 3-2 up with 9 Ball next can Mich get back into this??? only time will tell!!!

Frame 6

Welcome to 9 ball, people. This should be fun, smash or tap????
And the answer is SMASH! (according to Andy Gray and Richard Keys) Great clearance from Mich, straight from Hooly's break, pulled it back to 3-3, keeping it close mate, well done!

Frame 7

Another dry break for Mich, he really needs to work on these. This has led to an easy finish for the hoop who goes 4-3 up.

Frame 8

Hooly dry breaks and Mich pots the 1, he goes for the 2 but thinks about his positioning more and misses the pot. Hooly pots the 2, and snookers Mich on the 3. Mich fouls, Hooly clears....BUT he scratches white after potting 6!! Mich rejoins the table and sweeps up for the equaliser!

Frame 9

Your not going to believe this another break for Mich without potting, can he get away with this 1 though?? The answer is no another easy finish for the Hoop 5-4

Frame 10

Hooly breaks, nohing down but leaves the 1 safe. Mich tries the snooker and gets it. Hooly underhits the 1 and fouls for not connecting with the rail. He manages to get another snooker back though on the next visit. Mich gets out of the snooker well but leaves a tough 1-9 combo for Hooly, the kid goes for it and leaves the 9 over the pocket, but the 1 ball safe.
Mich tries another 1-9 combo from a near impossible angle and pulls it off! Great stuff to watch, he's deffo doing it for the gravy boys!

5-5 UK to come

Frame 11

Hoola to break and he pots, a good chance of a run out is on but a sloppy shot has put 1 of his reds safe, this turns out to be his downfall as he misses his last red, Mich plays safe and gets the carry now just has to tap them all home to take the lead for the first time since frame 1 can he keep it up???

6-5 CnG

Frame 12

Mich dry breaks...again Hooly goes for the clear but falls short by 3 balls, he leaves two pockets covers so Mich decides to go for the safer option of the tactical battle.
He sees an opening, a difficult, very slight opening but he goes for it! Great clearance by Mich! 2-0 to the good