Neeeeveeeeeer believe it's not soooooooooooooooooo

Good Morning Jema & Team, hope you are all okay? Good Luck to anyone who plays their matches today, oh that means me too, playing mr_magic at 8:30pm.

Have a great day!

Morning ladies and Jema............Gl v mr_magic mate

Cheers Jack,

Couldn't help but laugh at those last 10 pages or so haha. My brain now hurts though trying to keep up with it

Hope all is well in Hogwarts today!

Oh yeah and guess what.....

Happy Birthday mate, hope you have a great day, 'Anyone for a game of Quidditch'?

Happy B'day mate.
If your lucky we will get Ash to do a lap dance for you later

Cheers lads and Jack, i'll be kind and will let you have the....errr....pleasure of Ash doing a lapdance hahaha.

jack how could you? you promised was our secret lol.

I don't do lap dancing thanks just circuit ones. So it's nice to see a QUIET!!! thread today, i'm sure whilst i'm about that could all change, coz I'm the BIG Ogre I am lol.

Alright Shrek, calm it down

Cheers Fiona

Doubles Premier League

Last chance on entering now.

Event is recruiting for a new season. There is some slight change to the format regarding league table which is mentioned here on this post - http://www.funkypool.com/thread/19109/doubles-premier-league-d/29#1561227

If you wish to enter a team then please read the full post which is linked above before doing so, entering can be done on this post - http://www.funkypool.com/thread/19109/doubles-premier-league-d/29#1561228

Please look for the up to date join list and quote.

Thank you.

turtle1560 (7) vs (0) mooksterman

Firstly, game-wise, he outclassed me, 8us is my weakest type however take nothing away from turtle who played flawlessly.

Secondly, i would like to know why i'm being put in the 8us category (known as my weakest) against a team like UB who have players like turtle etc. who are going to whitewash me no problem.

Thirdly, all this i have stated to the captains on several occasions, yet they never seem to listen to me.

I am out of this clan, i will wait until next season to find a new clan, i wish BM the best of luck.

This team has great captains... That much is obvious.

Hi team! Just played my fbl atch against the_viking. it finshed _maverick_ (5) - (2) the_viking so that makes it 6-2 overall to us.

Well played viking, ggs and wish you all the best for the season

Actually when you posted what you preferred a month or so ago you stated that you hated Straight, never mentioned anything about 8US.

Jema is a good captain, can't keep everyone happy though and that is something no one has been able to do with you ever. Suppose that is what happens when you completely change as a person though

If the captains took the time to look at my previous results and/or stats, they'd see i prefer 9 ball and i always underperform in 8us. Not only this, but the first time i posted my fbl preferences in order, i said 9us and 8uk. Furthermore to this, in pm's with Ash etc, i've told him exactly what i prefered.

As for keeping me happy, i couldnt care less really. All i ever seem to be used as is a back up, evidenced also earlier on in the season. I don't want to play for a clan that puts players before others.

nutters (abandoned at end of season)
team angry (abandoned at end of season)
fugitives (abandoned after two seasons)

all of the clans ive spent a good length of time in, i have left because they have gone their seperate ways, so don't say i dont stick around in clans.

I stuck around in BM through the transfer window because i promised Jema that i would stick around no matter what, but she obviously doesn't give a damn... so why should i.

I even offline messaged her last night and she wouldnt come online to speak to me...

Edited at 15:44 Mon 15/07/13 (BST)

In messages with Ash... but you use sarcasm towards Jema when it was her that done the list, you never told her so you can't really blame her really either, there is also 16 players in the clan and lost like UK or 9US so everyone gets their fair share as time goes on.

Im not having a go at you mate, and not once did i say you don't stick around in clans so not sure where that came from.

She spoke to you in offline message, she was busy doing FBL stuff amongst other things. If she went on the server then of course she would have been bombarded with messages, that makes her a bad captain as she wont log on to the server as she has other things to do, makes no sense at all.

Well done matey, great 1st win for us, many more to follow, keep it going.

To be fair sometimes you are put in types you may dislike as the team may not have specialists in that type.

Take Snooker Squad for example, a lot of us dislike 8 Ball UK so 2 or 4 of us are unlucky enough to be chosen in that type. Myself in this set, even though i dislike that type i will play it as its a gamble for any player in that type.

Not having ago here, just posting my opinion

Sorry to see you leave mooksterman. Last night you apologised to myself for being disrespectful and I accepted, and I also stated no hard feelings.

As for you not wanting to play 8us, in order for us to give EVERYONE a chance to represent us we have to rotate and manoeuvre players about. We on the whole try to give ALL players what they like, Berzerk for example he prefers 8us yet we have played him in Straight on numerous occasions and he has always just got on with it.

Disrespecting myself I will tolerate but not when you disrespect the CAPTAIN of the entire team. She has clearly informed all players that she is now working (training) and is on full time hours, she has entrusted me recently with the goings on and I felt I were doing a good job in keeping all players including yourself content to be in this team. Jema is back now however she still has a lot of work to do behind the scenes, we try to work together and come up with appropriate strategy which will encourage the team to perform at their best.

As Jay has stated it will be virtually impossible to please everyone, but we will continue to give it a damn good try.