Anyone watch/seen this?

My personal favourite line is:

Blackadder: Does it have to end like this. With me having to tell everyone that you walked over an extremely sharp cattle grid in a very heavy hat?

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Or:

Baldrick: A turnip, which looks exactly the same shape...as a thingy!!!

Both start laughing

Percy: It was terific!!!

Blackadder: What have you done with it?

Baldrick: We have put it in the vegetable rack to scare the children with

Blackadder: Good

Both start laughing again

Percy: But it was jolly funny!

Baldrick: I find this particularly ironic, because I have a thingy shaped like a turnip!!

I think you'll find they were ornge melchett

grey is the usual colour ma'am

who's queen?

the majestic orange elephants...

lmao, that's a good one.

oh its a scythe!

more rubbish too read.

i agree supermega, stop forcing us to read the rubbish in your threads, like the wrong spelling of the word to

at least you didnt post a joke in here

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."

i only read half of it and sounded 2 "philish" 2 carry on....soz m8

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."

"But why?"

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."

Will you stop posting your n0bhead jokes in My threads. It is a blackadder thread, not a sh!tty joke thread.

It is half 11 and your out of bed....is it on fire?

melchett: potato?
blackadder: no thanks i dont

Messenger: My Lord, news: the Swiss have invaded France.
King: Excellent! (to one of the men standing) Wessex, while they're away, take ten thousand troops and pillage Geneva.
Chiswick: But the Swiss are our allies, My Lord.
King: Oh yes... Well, er, get them to dress up as Germans, will you?


Blackadder I, don't really like it but it has its good quotes sometimes!

Bob (= Kate): What think you, my lord, of... love?
Edmund: You mean rumpy pumpy?

blackadder - i have two beans
baldrick- right
blackadder - i have another two beans, now what does that make?
baldrick - a very small caserole

i dunno how old supermega is but he seems to have the mental age of a seven year old :-S

EDIT: (or a 20 year old American)

Edited at 16:55 Wed 3/08/05 (BST)

I'll tell soz you said that ;-)