ARGHHHH!!!!!

Footballs the reason am back home early on a bank holiday Monday

Oh well you all enjoy ur footy while i go and relax

Ciao for now

Off work today, can see me spending far too long on here today

i have had 2 days off in 3 weeks

got friday off this week though and getting an xbox one.. got next week off

Chapster i used to live on here!!!

Hope your all ok BTW

Moff for some sun sea sand and plenty of booze so be good you lot

Byyyyeeeeee

Off to Skeggy then, Paula?

...quiet....

It certainly is fry... Does no-one remember how to type anymore?

what is this typing you speak of

I am uncertain, I have heard it involves a hammer and musical notes?

Any help people?

i heard rumours that the dinosaurs created it? any truth in that?

I wouldn't rule it out, maybe that's why a T-rex's are were so short, so when it was sat at a desk, it could type?

i heard they was the only ones unable to type due to such short arms or did they overcome that situation

I think they built bigger desks

I heard the reason why T-Rexs were so angry all the time was because their arms were too short to reach....you know where....

It was all just frustration..

Yeah, I heard that too, they couldn't wipe their backsides

can't seem to get past the 23 mark today in straight! 4 runs of 23 and then I rattle an easy shot lol

If I got 4 lots of 20+ in a day I'd be happy sunshine lol

i don't even play straight.. therefore i win

plus my pet dinosaur is still having problems

Cheeky little plug don't mind if I do

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