Mornin!

Mufty ~ Shush, he aint stuck, he prefers shoppin with me to bets with you

Fry ~ OMG poundlands the bomb luuurve it

Chappy ~ Asda yay i luv that shop too!
What'cha think about River Island?




Fave shops guys and gals?

I have a few items from River Island, i prefer getting my clothes from Burtons.

Love that shop

I find River Island don't really do mans clothes.... Majority of it seems to be for Joey Essex wannabes, although I do own a onesie and a nice pair of brogues from RI....

I generally shop online...can't stand going into town unless it's a night on the tiles

I used to just buy my belts from RI, jackets and shirt from Burtons and back when I had savings, my jeans from Dr Kruger!

Ummmm i dont do Burtons, nothing fits me!

Welcome to the convo Mav......onsies are fab!

Ok ok what about Top Shop? Ya's cant knock that

You can knock Topman! You need to have no muscle whatsoever to fit in there clothes

Haha behave!

Zara? H&M? ...tabbout those shops?

Fry ~ I love my trainies, what ones did you get?


Right, i have to go, keep chatting you lot and try some poems and...

KEEP IT CLEAN IN HERE....THE MESS U LOT LEAVE

HAHA!

Most true thing ever!

Honestly...I tried on a pair of skinny jeans (or at least tried to try on a pair) and the biggest size they had (I'm a 28/30' waist) and I couldn't even get the top of the leg over my calf muscle!

Rewind, you were willingly trying to put on a pair of skinny jeans...

It was just a phase...

*shakes head disappointingly

Hey! Don't judge!

I'm looking at new cars

What you looking at mate?

Beetle? Convertible Mercedes SLK? Mazda MX-5?
Ford Ka?

Is there a none of the above option?

I'm looking at Renault Clio 197s?

That's reasonable, torque steer will make beef up your biceps if you aint used to a fast car

Maybe a slightly older 182 would be better, they stick to the road like glue, cheaper than the 197, and drive nicer, due to being lighter!

If you are looking at cars of that age and spec, what about a corsa vxr? it has a 1.6T engine, so if you want, you should still be able to get a good 35-45mpg, and it is a great a-b road car.

Ask any questions you want, i love chatting about hot hatches, used to do my own columns lol

Chappy....I'm used to throwing bikes around the weigh about 350-400lbs at speeds of up to 155mph whilst being battered by the winds...think I can handle a car with power steering and bucket seats

Yeah but the 172s and 182s look awful! Plus they're older, usually done more mileage and have been trashed about by chavs lol.

I like Corsa VXRs but they're alot more expensive than the Clios for a car of a similar quality (mileage, history, spec, etc..) Plus they're alot more common and the Clio is a 2.0T

You need a Robin Reliant Mav, that'll give you your adrenaline rush

Fave clothes shop is Primark ...nice and cheap lol

Although i usually get my trainers from JD or sports direct

M'dad used to know someone that a had reliant van (like Del boy Trotters) and he put a v8 in the back...said the faces of some other car drivers were priceless when he left them standing