No they are ugly, and nah but i did buy them today so may as well add them to list, they are on the cheap

But they will make your wife happy, she's happy, your happy, she's not happy, you be **BLANKED** lol

Stu,

Broadband upgrade (new fibre optic line) for me on the 23rd (Wed) meant to take 6 hrs tops seemingly but if i fall of the radar for a bit you know why and it's went wrong.

Need a rock to go die under till I'm better

Makes two of us, feel like I've been beaten over the head with a baseball bat and left to die in a gutter :-(

Think I have tonsilitis

That's horrid I've had that 5-6 times and it feels disgusting :(, ive jut got a serious case of the man flu, I feel I may actually die this time.

Yh I have massive throat pains anyway cos of having mumps in past!

Feels like I'm swallowing razor blades!!

Ouch !!!

Plenty of salty gargles my dear

ATM I'm thinking spirits!!

Tequila slammers fit the bill perfectly then haha

Lmao tbf it's only time in my life I touch whiskey!

Prefer whisky myself tbh...hate the american stuff

You lot know nothing with your petty little ailments, I have a MIGHTY hangover!!! My body is rebelling against me!

Least yours is self inflicted

They were not ugly! They were beautiful

I'll just order them on ebay... on MY account... muahaha feedback!

Cushions are so annoying unless you want to put yer head down IMO lol

And if it has stringy fluffy bits they get launched ...nose ticklers

I hope they're bright pink

FCL Announcement

Four days until the transfer window is closed until the mid season one. I have updated every team change that has been posted on the thread. If you have forgotton to post any changes then please remember to do them before midnight on the 23rd of January.

Here is the link to the Teams page on the FCL part of the website - http://funkypoolleagues.weebly.com/teams-fcl.html

Thank you.

The start of a new league hopefully it will go just as well as the Super League did, good luck and enjoy from all The Clan League runners

http://theclanleague.weebly.com/

The Clan League Fixture 1

Uprising v Pocket Dynamos

emmajane v mat_123
bermuda v kirk
walktall v samwisemac
bluenose1872 v silent_hill
grinder v marksmith
scooby v chimou
zantetsukenz v jack_86
derik_dalton v playa87

Uprising v Chips and Gravy

derik_dalton v mich
irish_ninja v foxy147
erigert v hippesville
zantetsukenz v rapid_pot
chisisidovev v _nerdzz_
slimeball v ipotalot
psychosis v liam__scfc
spin_doctor v andyw1

Each game consists of exactly 4 frames of each game type

4 frames of 8 Ball US
4 frames of 9 Ball US
4 frames of 8 Ball UK

Each frame won by a player scores a point for their clan in the appropriate fixture. In addition one point is scored for each recorded 'event'. An 'event' is counted as a Golden Break or a Run Out.

4.2 Bonus points
Each player that wins an individual game type within their match earns two Bonus points for their clan. In the event of a drawn game type each player earns one Bonus point for their clan.

Deadline midnight 3rd Feb