BBC News: "3 Cliff Walkers Fall to Their Death"

Wow, what were the chances of them all having the same name?

im ashamed to say it took me 4 times of reading that to get the joke

I asked my girlfriend earlier what she would most like for her birthday, she smiled, put her hand out and twinkled her fingers to me...........


Gloves it is then!

super league

Team Angry 16 Vs 8 Mouseketeers

poolbiird 2 v 4 fastboysam
cue_ball 5 v 1 cleensheet
deejay v thegreatone7
mooksterman 4 v 2 fry06
naaaaaaaaath 5 v 1 mastroianni

The Underdogs 3 Vs 9 Mouseketeers

my2cjms v girl_power7
wobblefit v mfc_ss
_jesus_ (1) v 5 playa87
fast_one11 (2) v (4) samwisemac
xxx v marksmith

2 racks of 8b 9b 8buk

Deadline! 18/11/12!

It's ok Zac its late

FCL

fixture set 2

Mousekeers 35 v 40 Uprising

mastroianni 4 v 11 therev
cleensheet 4 v 11 zantetsukenz
punkpoet v huts24
thegreatone7 v walktall
marksmith v psychosis
samwisemac 11 v 4 spin_doctor
fry06 8 v 7 i_am_rubbish
solskjaer20 8 v 7 w_hoolahan

The Professionals 70 v 35 Mouseketeers

dvz 12 v 3 mfc_ss
mattywellie 8 v 7 fastboysam
ginomanx3 v marksmith
beenjammin 11 v 4 mat_123
rapid_pot 10 v 5 samwisemac
scott7a 11 v 4 stephenball
lethal_playa 8 v 7 girl_power7
_redherring_ 10 v 5 woowoo69

5 racks pf 8b 9b 8buk
Deadline! 18/11/12 @ Midnight!

Mouseketeers 12 v 6 Underdogs

8US (6 racks)
solskjaer20 6 v 0 hardy202
mfc_ss v my2cjms

9US (6 racks)
cleensheet vstop_police
mat_123 v xxx

8UK (6 racks)
thegreatone7 4 v 2 fast_one11
playa87 vads19

Straight (3 racks)
punkpoet 2 v 4 2awesome2win
marksmith v _jesus_


Killer
Mouseketeers v Underdogs


Deadline 25TH

Super League

Uprising 7 v 5 Mouseketeers

siogeo 2 v 4 thegreatone7
lost 5 v 1 girl_power7
w_hoolahan v fastboysam
i_am_rubbish v fry06
therev v marksmith

_______________________________________________


Snooker Squad 9 v 3 Mouseketeers

davey_1985 3 v 3 mat_123
lethal_lures v mfc_ss
kilimanjaro v samwisemac
dgeneratio v solskjaer20
r1p0m4n 6 v 0 woowoo69

2 racks of 8b 9b 8buk

Deadline 28/11/11!

Edited at 15:54 Thu 15/11/12 (GMT)

Edited at 22:26 Thu 15/11/12 (GMT)

Got there in the end

The wife was having a go at me. "Life's just one big joke to you isn't it"."I don't know what you mean. Sit down luv and let's talk about it".

That's when I pulled her chair away.

Snooker Squad v Mouseketeers
r1p0m4n v woowoo69

US8 2-0
UK8 2-0
9Ball 2-0

Overall 6-0 loss for me

No excuses just outplayed

Unlucky Ed , hes a quality player....iv felt the wrath of his cue before

evening all, wobblefit been offline for 4 days for super league game, any chance of asking for a sub, cheers

This made me laugh

What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep

I try hitting him with mine next time, only chance I will have of beating him lol

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.

Why Men Shouldnt Be Agony Aunts

Dear Phil,i left for work last week and after a mile my car stalled and wouldnt start.
I walked back to our home to find my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter,they announced that the affair had been going on for 2 years and that they were in love.
Can you help im desperate!!!

Dear Reader,the most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines, if this is not the cause its usually the alternator.
Hope my advice helps,Phil.

A man rushes into his house and yells at his wife:

'Brenda Brenda, pack ya things. I've just won the lottery,'
Brenda replies, 'shall i pack for warm weather or cold?'
'I don't care,' says the man , 'just as long as you're out of the house by noon,'

Think iv spammed enough for one night