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apples_back vs walktall

Just to let you all know I will be offline from Saturday 14th - Thursday 19th.

16 hours in the life of polar_bear.

First I slump to a 10-2 defeat to the_unknown of all people. We then have a few more games which is a bit closer. I go to the pub with about £30 and near the end point I am up to £100 off the fruit machines that's after I have purchased all of my alcoholic beverages, yeah fantastic I know. I went to visit the gents before calling it a night and on my way there some geezer bumps into the back of me, was an older guy and he said sorry I thought nothing of it.

I leave the pub and proceed to ring a taxi cab for a journey home when I check my back pocket and the scumbag had half inched my wallet, was devastating times. When I went back in and to the bar there is a dude I know working there and I mentioned it to him and he said there has been a few complaints about it, but as they have no evidence can't stop the geezer coming in.

So I was peed off and took a stroll to my friends house (he was earlier out with me but got off as he had work early and is a bit gay when it comes to staying out late) to see if he had a fiver to lend me for a taxi, he was in bed. I then go on to phone my dad who claimed he couldn't pick me up because he had been drinking already, he was a let down and was drinking wine as well, he could have had some class. I then phoned my sister who told me she had been drinking Kopparberg, I was rather proud of her choice in drinks but gutted there was no lift home available.

So I phoned mattywellie, not sure what he could do on the matter though as he is in Coventry and doesn't drive so it was a no hoper suppose I just fancied a chat whilst walking 5 or so miles home at 11pm at night. After a short outburst of anger I phoned dad back who (after me walking a mile or so) decided he had a tenner in his back pocket and it would be possible to use it for a taxi. I phoned a taxi, went home and went to bed in a bit of a sour mood but thinking on the bright side, if someone is that desperate for the money let them have it I won't sink to their level.

This morning I got up for work to find my dog had taken it upon himself to chew my trainers, just for a laugh. So my Friday has got off to a pretty rough start already, I jump in my motor and begin my drive to work. So, picture the scene already in a wee traffic jam but going at a steady pace on a busy road and this god awful female driver decides, I know lets make his day 10 times worse, she comes right across into my lane and clips the front of my car. Oh I was livid we both got out of our cars and exchanged insurance details (although there was not much damage tbh bit of a scratch) she called me an idiot for not allowing her to get in the lane any quicker when I pointed out that she had no right to switch lanes and should have waited for a signal off someone to let her into the lane. Which is true dat.

So there was a bit of an argument and I forgot how to abuse people and at the height of the argument I went on to shout at her "You stupid pie ears." No idea why I said that but the queue of disrupted angry drivers all had a laugh at Mrs Pie Ears expense and we all got in our motors and on our way.

I get to work and open up the shop as usual, was a bit strange the geez hadn't been back with the stock etc so I just chilled for a bit he comes back puts the stock away and goes home. It is only when I check his print out from the till money in and out etc that I realise he has fleeced my dads company for £100, so again really angry.

And this is why I wrote my story to vent some built up anger.

Forgot to add the bit where I was waiting 20 minutes to gain access to the road to my shop because it had been closed off "due to a serious police incident" and there was a female officer standing at the door of a building.

^^^

All true!

So the moral of the story is not to gamble I take it

Either one of them or...

Don't let women drive.
Don't employ idiots.
Play better pool.
Police incidents occur in Liverpool, deal with it.
Learn some new insults.

Vendetta vs Powerfool

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Mattywellie vs powerfool

i dont have u on ignore trats
and its_me______________craig
you looop

Lmao sounds like your having a great 24 hours

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Mich, I can't see what you posted, type it all out again so I can laugh at your expense

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best of luck and have fun!!
Deadline 15th July!

Someone needs to get online and play me some uk8.

I can but won't be for about an hour

8 Ball Pool UK Friendly - banana (23) loses to polar_bear (13) with 2 balls remaining

9 runouts in them games split 5-4 in favour of him.

The worst part about all the stuff Mich went through was the fact it was his favourite bob the builder wallet that got pinched so if anyone has seen a Liverpudlian running down the street age 2-7 years old approximately 2ft 10inches black hair with a slight tan (like he has been on holiday sort of tan) please contact your local authorities as they have mich's wallet your help is greatly appreciated and your reward will be a very scouse "calm down Calm down" from Mich himself.

Cheers

Not to live in nor visit or even drive through liverpool sounds like a good tip

hahahaha 'calm down calm down' LOL

Im glad you see the funny side mr Enrique is it? But the fact remains his bob the builder wallet is still missing and he Is outraged.