Thank you for taking this seriously Nick (I was talking about normal US tables not arcade.), also others who didn't leave big headed / sarcastic comments and i appreciate the feedback and most of what was said made sense.

I do think straight takes the biscuit on occasions...

lol definitely not. what is straight anyway unless you have a line or ruler or paper. there is no straight

Another example is when you double to middle hits both jaws and goes in the opposite middle, that just doesn't happen