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fry attempts to steal a pig but their is razor wire so tells jay to cut it as he has no gloves he has finger prints all over the pliers, as fry steals the pig sirens go off and fry runs away with the pig leaving jay to deal with the funky police who shortly banned him then all of a sudden fry left a piece of hair on the pliers so they search for fry immediately found him having a cooked breakfast with sausage, bacon and pork they arrested fry on the spot and threw away the key and jay was unbanned

But Harry Trotter wanted me to eat him

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hey people...

Lmao james that story cheered me up dude, could have number 1 seller there but in my past i wore gloves lol

haha funny haha

im not usually good at stories lol.

Next Stephen King

Lol would be a amatuer thief if they never wore gloves haha or plain stupid knuckle heads

You never met anyone from Leeds then?

oh and the police bought the owners another pig and made it out like it was the one what went missing

The End

Lol fry, funny stuff!

im thinking of starting that assassin thread back up later.

3 people are killers, 5 non killers what you think?

Trying to confuse me more? haha i must be the most confused league runner in history haha

not confused as you thought as your right

Well.......

Im lost

By the way HIJACKED thread

Oh we dont mind

More the merrier mmmm merry

ok well you start with 8-10 players

3 people are killers
5-7 are innocents

each week a killer executes someone who is innocent and if a killer is voted by innocents they get killed also.

only killers know who each other is, the civilians don't know (only thing they know is they aren't the killer)

objective is to kill civilians until odds are stacked against the civilians.

if odds are even (say 1 v 1) killer wins everytime.

i think thats how it goes

80 posts since minute past midnight, urgh thats shocking haha i get it now james thanks fry had no choice anyway haha