Imminent Updates - April Fool Thread 2011

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joker86
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21:37 Fri 1 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
Spinner, you have made my day!

Extremely clever.
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01:23 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
Nice.
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02:08 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
spinner said:
Account Time Limitation - in line with the recent EU directive affect ALL computer games, players will automatically be logged out every 20 minutes for a 10 minute period so as to avoid RSI or eye strain from excessive gameplay.



Love the new plans for updates, just this confuses me ^^^ How would it work in tournament matches? they run over 20 mins so you would be logged out after 10 mins or have a read it wrong?
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02:16 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
_mewtwo_ said:
spinner said:
Account Time Limitation - in line with the recent EU directive affect ALL computer games, players will automatically be logged out every 20 minutes for a 10 minute period so as to avoid RSI or eye strain from excessive gameplay.



Love the new plans for updates, just this confuses me ^^^ How would it work in tournament matches? they run over 20 mins so you would be logged out after 10 mins or have a read it wrong?


No you havent read it wrong. This EU regulation was brought in from April 1st. All tournaments will need to be single frame, five second shot matches from tonight so that they don't exceed the 20 minutes.
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02:41 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
chris said:
_mewtwo_ said:
spinner said:
Account Time Limitation - in line with the recent EU directive affect ALL computer games, players will automatically be logged out every 20 minutes for a 10 minute period so as to avoid RSI or eye strain from excessive gameplay.



Love the new plans for updates, just this confuses me ^^^ How would it work in tournament matches? they run over 20 mins so you would be logged out after 10 mins or have a read it wrong?


No you havent read it wrong. This EU regulation was brought in from April 1st. All tournaments will need to be single frame, five second shot matches from tonight so that they don't exceed the 20 minutes.


Kind'a stupid if ya ask me
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02:43 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
ridiculous
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02:46 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
Never mind lol
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02:48 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
and wat about clan matches ,,are they 5 second games aswell ,,is evry1 cut offline every 20 mins
dgeneratio
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02:49 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
read bols letters
zantetsukenz
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02:50 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
Am i one of the few who found this really obvious just from the bold letters? without knowing what day today was...

true fools
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03:33 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
lmao i must laugh now ,,,,zante u save my blushes a bit lol
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05:20 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
silly people lol i was the first to get syked out
onua0767
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05:55 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
spinner said:
Just a quick heads-up as there are sometimes complaints when new updates are fully implimented "without warning" - so no excuses at all this time!

Improvements to Random Shot - always a hot topic on the forums - upon time running out, a player will be given 60 seconds to take their own random shot thus eliminating the feeling of bias often expressed. If a shot is not taken before the 60 seconds run out, the oponent will then get 60 seconds to take a random shot. If either player is detected as having taken a deliberate shot, a foul will be given as per that games rules.

Micro Tournaments - given the huge success of Micro Tournaments we will be introducing continuosly running micro tournaments in all game types and removing all non-tournament games, thus eliminating any bad feeling about the difference in rank etc

Account Time Limitation - in line with the recent EU directive affect ALL computer games, players will automatically be logged out every 20 minutes for a 10 minute period so as to avoid RSI or eye strain from excessive gameplay.


Hey how come players will be logged out every 20 minutes? What if were in a middle of a tournament?

And also about the random shot thing, so I get 60 seconds if my time runs out? Kinda weird lol. Well im sure this update will do fine so can't wait till it's been fixed.
onua0767
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05:57 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
And also about the micros, so friendlys will be removed?
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06:06 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
onua0767 said:
And also about the micros, so friendlys will be removed?


lmao. Nice to see people are still falling for it
joker86
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06:08 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
Read it very very carefully onua0767
onua0767
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06:11 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
lol im only joking i knew it
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06:13 Sat 2 Apr 11 (BST)  [Link]  
onua0767 said:
lol im only joking i knew it


Of course you did
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