whats your fave food and whats the strangest thing you like? like i know someone you dips pink wafers in ketchup!

my fave food is whatever i ate last or what im about to eat, so at the moment garlic cheese and digestive biscuits

and i think probably the food ive eaten that people take most offense at is maybe goat, and sometimes rabbit, depends on the person

I am going to shop
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
From the Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisions made by John Insor.


10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

1. Three words: eat the check.

supermega stop just searching for jokes on the topics of the forum. its incredibly sad and even more annoying.

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the man's mouth.

i started this thread cos i was seriously hungry, and there was no food, and i find myself in that situation again, ooh i could do with some smoke samon and soft cheese of some sort

Tuna beats everything, I eat it everynight..

supermega, news flash: you're sad.

news flash. ive been to the loo today :)

One day, raiden and sub_zero went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, raiden quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

sub_zero wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

raiden: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

sub_zero: "The smaller piece, of course."

raiden: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

I don't eat steak.

it might be tuna steak

I don't eat steak.

what if its tuna steak tho?

"Tuna beats everything, I eat it everynight.."
-raiden

I love tuna. I hate steak. There's no chance I'm eating tuna steak if I hate steak.

Romeo and boys - sort ure selfs out and eat proper food, monkey bread, sharks eyes, kangaroo, not burgers, chips u pusssys, end of. Me boy thelegends wants beef with u marcos u croc of lies big up da bruud

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

Cheese+Onion Hula Hoops!!!!!!!!

LMAO@ALAN
GRAVY OUTTA KENTUCKY WITH HOT WINGS HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Salad cream butties :-s

Big strawberry jam and cheese sandwiches.