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12:57 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
yeah, i think this guy must love his computer games and his jokes!!!
14:42 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Woman Crossing
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what's she doing out of the kitchen.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what's she doing out of the kitchen.
14:45 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Top 10 Benefits of Being A Woman
Women got off the Titanic first.
Women can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Women can be groupies. Men groupies are called "stalkers."
Women can cry and get off speeding tickets.
Taxis stop for women.
Free dinners, free drinks, free movies. Do the math.
A new lipstick can give a woman a whole new lease on life.
No one has to know if a woman forgets to shave.
Women can congratulate their teammates without ever touching their rear.
Women never regret piercing their ears.
Women got off the Titanic first.
Women can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Women can be groupies. Men groupies are called "stalkers."
Women can cry and get off speeding tickets.
Taxis stop for women.
Free dinners, free drinks, free movies. Do the math.
A new lipstick can give a woman a whole new lease on life.
No one has to know if a woman forgets to shave.
Women can congratulate their teammates without ever touching their rear.
Women never regret piercing their ears.
14:56 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Down she goes
What do you call Jennifer Lopez falling down the stairs?
A ho down.
What do you call Jennifer Lopez falling down the stairs?
A ho down.
14:57 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
J.Lo and doorknobs
What does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn.
What does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn.
14:57 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Three words that describe Britney Spears
My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.
My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.
15:08 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
Jesus was only resurrected once.
What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
Jesus was only resurrected once.
15:09 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Britney vs Stereo
Q. What do Britney Spears and a stereo have in common?
A. They both have big woofers.
Q. What do Britney Spears and a stereo have in common?
A. They both have big woofers.
15:10 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Britney Spears 'n' Pepsi
What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?
They both come with plastic jugs
What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?
They both come with plastic jugs
15:12 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Michael Jackson's Baby
What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
"Which one's Mommy?"
What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
"Which one's Mommy?"
15:13 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Michael Jackson and Casper
What''s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
What''s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
15:15 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Princess Di and Thomas
Q: What's the difference between Princess Di and Thomas the Tank Engine?
A: Thomas the Tank Engine made it through the tunnel!
Q: What's the difference between Princess Di and Thomas the Tank Engine?
A: Thomas the Tank Engine made it through the tunnel!
15:16 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Snow White
Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?
Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho... "
Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?
Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho... "
15:30 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
dont get it
p.s this topic is getting pretty large, it maybe needs to be capped, just an idea and supermega said to me today :- "i would just love to get booted because i hate the site everyone on it and the especially mods and admins its my dying wish and i have cancer please tell them wot i sayd DK because i cant type anymore im too ill because without this wish i cannot RIP cheers best buddy"
Edited at 20:34 Tue 26/07/05 (BST)
p.s this topic is getting pretty large, it maybe needs to be capped, just an idea and supermega said to me today :- "i would just love to get booted because i hate the site everyone on it and the especially mods and admins its my dying wish and i have cancer please tell them wot i sayd DK because i cant type anymore im too ill because without this wish i cannot RIP cheers best buddy"
Edited at 20:34 Tue 26/07/05 (BST)
15:37 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
A little boy wrote to Santa ...
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
15:39 Tue 26 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Difference Boy & Girl
What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
The boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.
What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
The boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.
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