evening killer, im doing gd, hows urself m8

hey killer im fine cheers mate

some laugh going on here i see today

hey killer all good here m8 hows u

am fine chaps , another week of work b@@@@cks over , i like it !!!

any 1 no any gd jokes, sat here bored need sumthing to laugh at

Chaps? excuse me!

Whats black white black white black white?

wat vegetable makes u cry..................

Weak? Limp? Lifeless?.....thats the effects of malaria

hahaha jokers lol

keep um coming

im all out ill try google

what do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair??

Things To Never Say To A Cop


I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Aren't you that guy from the Village People? (i really lol'd at that one)

Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

Bad cop! No donut!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

Couldnt put them all... and some were boring lol

thanks kayl, thats the best yet

hi clan

everything ok??

right thats be off for the night, catch u all tomorrow, thanks guys for the jokes

night night babe xXx

nice jokes team lol
lost 2 torni finals 2day was hoping 4 better 4 the unbeatables but mayb tomoz

ulucky diam m8 ,,good form makin 2 finals mate wp

ul diam....better luck next time eh?