Once upon a time in a far distant land, there were a load of people who lived in a little community, and their names were dgeneratio, zantetsukenz, vendetta, welsh_boi_13, clooneman, ginomanx3, marcolupetti, elliott1234, cmurphy, jordanwake, and familyguy0. All was well in the hamlet, and everyone got along just fine. But one morning, they got a shock to find that one of them, clooneman, had been murdered! "Oh no! Who could have done it?" they all wondered among themselves, each suspicious of the other, while certainly the killer(s) him/herself/themselves were gonna try and cover it up. There was much weeping and misery about this particular death, even among neighbouring villages, as the victim was well loved by all, near and far. The village called a meeting to thrash out among themselves who could have done it, and they unanimously agreed that whoever they found responsible would suffer a long and protracted demise for the wicked and evil thing they did to poor Clooney, whom they all loved more than anything else, cos he was so class and everything.