*input rhyme here*
alls i know is i'll beat ya's

damn jimmy your so fine
your so fine you cross a straight line
your great at rappin its gotta be said
your better than us your so far ahead


jerry, killer, no_talking an so many others are by far the best
there so great there better than all the rest
we all try to hit there level, there speed
but its so bloody difficult, are they perhaps high on weed?

i and im sure many others, wonder how there so good!
i think they play 24/7 literally dripping there own blood

Guys, I want you to know I come in peace,
But as I'm here I'll give you a treat.
The men you name, could give me a fair game,
But I'm Jimmy___EFC so how wrong could you be?
Killer can play, but his rhymes send him in disarray,
So I'd just like to say,
IM HERE TO STAY!

you all suck!
go read a book!

word of advice lol

ye ole viking was far but now near, take a deep breath try and show no fear, the fear will show wether u like it or not, u will be saying wow what a shot, he kills 4 fun and loves those who run, he will be laffing and u will be crying, as he pots the black on the final frame u will run away and feel the shame, bring on the next victim r his next words, but 2 him u all look like little nerds, so my word of advice is just run and dont look back if u do then bang bang crack

1-1 between me an jimmy i think

yours was better before mate
but i think mine topped your latest post

A little word of advice to all lol!!!!


Killer no1 is on the prowel and wanting to play , he has yet get his ten tourny wins of the day , he foams from the mouth and stomps his feet , looking for fresh victims he will soon meet, to dominate fully without any care , beads of sweat falling from his hair , his strides are long and thump the ground just hoping there is fresh meat lurking around. He strikes like a snake with out a care so to all you tourny goers i suggest beware !!!!

When at home alone I sit

And am very tired of it,

I have just to shut my eyes

To go sailing through the skies

To go sailing far away

To the pleasant Land of Play;

To the fairy land afar

Where the Little People are;

Where the clover tops are trees,

And the rain pools are the seas,

And the leaves like little ships

Sail about on tiny trips;

And above the daisy tree

Through the grasses,

High overhead the Bumble Bee

Hums and passes.

In that forest to and fro

I can wander, I can go;

See the spider and the fly,

And the ants go marching by

Carrying parcels with their feet

Down the green and grassy street

I can in the sorrel sit

Where the ladybird alit.

I can climb the jointed grass;

And on high

See the greater swallows pass

In the sky,

And the round sun rolling by

Heeding no such thing as I.

Through the forest I can pass

Till, as in a looking glass,

Humming fly and daisy tree

And my tiny self I see,

Painted very clear and neat

On the rain pool at my feet.

Should a leaflet come to land

Drifting near to where I stand

golden shot ..=.. the captain of captains

my main man golden is scary and mean, but only on the table is were he shows hes keen, he knocks people out like muhamed ali, but u will be happy that uve been set free, tyson and haye av got nothin on jay, get him on the table and he will make u pay, 1 torny, 2 torny, 3 tornys and more, when will it stop, im not sure, but 1 thing i know is that u will be sorry, u will feel like uve been hit by a lorry, is he a tornado or a hurricane we all feel the same, step on up and come an feel the pain, u will want him 2 deactivate but thats not guna happen, me main man jay has caught u nappin

Crazy 8? You're lazy m8.
You need to explore the big outdoor,
Come join us agents and we'll set you free,
Maybe you'll meet a rapper as good as me?
But as the night draws to an end,
Please comprehend,
That rhymes are the future and not just the past,
Keep up the posting, spit 'em back fast!

Don't let these posts grow thin,
Don't let the great Jimmy win.
So let's fill this thread,
With great rhymes instead.
I am the ressurrection,
So thanks for the affection!

crazy 8's - you act like you own the place
well let me say it aint your base!

now an offer to any and everyone:
winner stays on?

Yes zante lol.
How can I rhyme without saying "Troll!"
This rhyme is poor,
So say no more,
Winner stays on? My stats are froze,
So when you go online look for stone_rose!

Edited at 21:55 Tue 23/03/10 (GMT)

jimmy does efc stand for everton?
man there crap
im a liverpool fan
rap rap rap!

You support the scum?
Man I feel so dumb.
Wow you're making me irate,
Jeez I can't even think straight.
Next time you watch the 'Pool,
Don't forget...You're a fool!

how are we scum?
stick up your thumb
for the liverpool we love you
who are everton who are everton who who who are you?!
man i need new tissue roll
wud neville mind if i used his shirt
after all its full of dirt!

ended up just me and jimmy
zante vs jimmy
5-4
gg's mate

I cannot read the lyrics you say,
The bull **** coming out your mouth is in the way,
Rafa's the man to send your team down,
4th spot has gone,
Players begin to frown?

Neville's shirt that's covered in dirt?
What about Torres?
The big gay flirt.
He dives and cries more and more,
Dos cerveza porfafor!

mate i mentioned before about eyes
is there something wrong with yours
as im not saying anything
im just writing fours...!

fourth spot has gone?
is it possible to say that?
its not the end of the season
we all believe in our team hat!

torres a big gay flirt?
now your just saying things that aint true
mate your rhymes are becoming silly
go sit down in the loo

RAFA, RAFAEL, RAFA, RAFAEL, RAFA, RAFAEL, RAFEAL BENITEZ!!!

steven gerrard, gerrard, he can pass the ball 40 yards, hes big an hes bloody hard, steven gerrard, gerrard!!!


His armband proved he was a red - Torres, Torres
You'll never walk
alone it said - Torres, Torres

We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball he scores again
Fer-nan-do Torres Liverpool's number 9

It is your rhymes that are boring,
Your lyrics are appauling,
I hear the audience calling,
Or perhaps they are snoring?

I flip words like they're treats,
It keeps you on your feet,
If you don't answer back,
I know you're about to crack.
EFC EFC that is what I call,
Man you support Liverpool,
You can't say nothing at all.