ok ill start you off just carry on story :

once upon a time there was a kid called james he was 12 years old, he loved the pitch of the school bell ring when he was in year 8 .



(carry on story)

Sorry to add this but where's the music?

anywhere :)

Without the music on the thread it's just like http://www.funkypool.com/thread/11588/new-never-ending-story

not really

Ok i'll let a mod decide

I agree with Jack, there is nothing musical in this thread, sorry Red

noprobs mate

So lets add music then! (Song titles/lyrics)...

once upon a time there was a kid called james he was 12 years old, he loved the pitch of the school bell ring when he was in year 8 .

.... stole the school bell and started singing JINGLE BELLS all over the classroom and so the teacher..

the teacker started to shout at the kid and srated to sing the simpsons

THE SIMPSONS? Shouted the boy, When all he really wanted was a TICKET TO RIDE the big dipper, The teacher sighed with forgiveness and said softly, This is FROM ME TO YOU, and handed him MRS ROBINSONS trip form for blackpool. With excitment the boy rushed home with his form, missing the postman by seconds..He gasps..PLEASE MR POSTMAN..WAIT! As he rushed towards him, out of breath he handed the postman his form, He smiled and said, I was just on my way to PENNY LANE kid, You just caught me in time..And on his way he went. The next day at school the boy spoke about the trip to his pals, IMAGIN ALL THE PEOPLE that will be there! If only there were 8 DAYS A WEEK ide probably die from excitment! On the coach heading towards blackpool, the boy noticed the girl of his dreams sitting at the front, alone. He quickly jumped in the spare seat, facing her side, and started touching her hand, The girl fumed with anger and shouted, What are you doing?? He replied..Honey..I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND. The girl, shocked and embarrassed openly said, Im sorry, But you CANT BUY MY LOVE and turned back facing the window, B-b-but baby, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, and I think I love ya! yelled the boy, aggravated and annoyed the girl screams, HELP! MRS ROBINSON! Get the DAY TRIPPER off me! The boy raced to the back of the coach, feeling crushed and upset, HIs pal lay his hand on his shoulder and said with a disappointed look, LET IT BE son, but the boy refused to take sympathy and said I FEEL FINE my friend.

(pmsl, great that ^^^ Pit i loved it haha)


But his friend said LETS GET IT ON and this shocked him so much!! IM OUTTA LOVE he said, and got up to leave shouting.."im leaving on a midnight TRAIN TO GEORGIA..with the he got of the coach and........

........ promptly fell FACE DOWN, A** UP as he had forgotten the coach was still MOVING ON UP the street. As he lay on the LONG AND WINDING ROAD he started CRYING.

He lay there counting his wounds but soon realised that the FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST. He raised his HANDS TO HEAVEN to PRAY for HELP. ONE VISION appeared before him. It was a host of heavenly ANGELS. "Hi I'm Rhonda" said THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD he had ever seen. "HELLO" he managed to stutter in reply. "Please HELP ME RHONDA". So SOFTLY, SOFTLY she answered him "DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY we will FIX YOU."

And with that ......................

he glanced down upon himself AMAZED to see a MIRACLE had occured he was looking BRAND NEW and FEELING GOOD, so he decided to CARRY ON with his DREAM of finding THE PERFECT PLACE and set out on his journey, sticking his thumb out to HAIL a BIG YELLOW TAXI ...........

.......Suddenly he saw a LITTLE RED CORVETTE, and he started DANCING IN THE STREET while everyone stared at him! Knowing this was THE FINAL COUNTDOWN until SEPTEMBER, he stopped dancing and shouted HELP!! i need somebody, he hoped......

that red_devil brought can of coke and started singing let me entertain you

...to the GIRL that said PAPA DONT PREACH to the BOY IN THE BUBBLE, who's sister had DIAMONDS ON THE SOLE OF HER SHOES. The Girl, however, ignored him and carried on painting the WONDERWALL because...

a leprocorn came in and said i proononce you man and wife as red_devil and justsumgirl was married

as time went on red_devil sang we will meet agen