Yup exept there is 12 of us here lmao

thanks, I'm doing my job, honor to be crazyy 8...
grazie : golden_shot
Liam.
to all my friends,
<Crazyyyyy

your welcome Bella

Just to pass the time. and bring a little humour to the clan

knock knock
who's there?
easter
easter who?
easter bunny

knock knock
who's there?
another
another who?
another easter bunny

knock knock
who's there?
no more
no more who?
no more easter bunnies, wait till next year!!

Edited at 14:06 Tue 23/03/10 (GMT)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!

Supplemental Rules for Bowling

If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the "overs".

When your team is about 10 marks down in the 8th or 9th frame, you can invoke the rule "First Team Through Bowling Wins the Game", and your team still has a chance.

After a member of the opposing team bowls 4 strikes in a row, he/she must bowl the next 4 frames blindfolded. If he/she continues to strike, his/her shoelaces will be tied together for 2 frames.

When you leave the 10-pin and you know you can't make the spare, but another member of your team can, invoke the "Designated Bowler" rule.

After you have 4 splits in one game, you may say "Kings X" and take those 4 frames over. However, if you split on the 2nd time around, you accept it. After all, "Fair is Fair".

If your ball goes in the gutter and jumps back onto the lane, knocking dow pins, by golly, you get them! That's much harder than to knock them down the conventional way. Good bowling should be recognized.

A ball should be declared dead when you bowl 3 games without a strike. It shall be the owners privilege to decide on the disposition of said dead ball - Burial at Sea, Dropped from an airplane over a live volcano, or a simple burial in the city dump. For a small fee, a league officer can be bribed to deliver a short eulogy.

10 things in golf that sound dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.

The guide told her, "This is our number one sport."

The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"

"No," the guide replied, "revolting is our number two sport."

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really annoyed

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

haha good stuff golden,

just played my game against degeneratio from the nutters clan:

8 Ball: Seasider 4 - 1 dgeneratio
9 Ball: Seasider 3 - 2 dgeneratio
8 Ball UK: Seasider 3 - 2 dgeneratio

OVERALL: Seasider 10 - 5 dgeneratio

a good player who played some great pool, didnt get a lot of luck thankfully for me!
cmon the crazy 8s

Well done Sea mate brilliant score against a top class player

ANNOUNCEMENT: 9 Ball Pool - golden_shot ran the rack!

well done seasider lad

and wtf jay with all them weird posts lmao

RESULT: 8 Ball Pool Tournament - avu9lives (1) loses to golden_shot (5) with 3 balls remaining
TOURNAMENT: golden_shot knocks out avu9lives
TOURNAMENT: Congratulations to golden_shot (Professional) who won their 10th ever 8 Ball Tournament!

well done jay

Thanks Mate

pacfjames - jerry

8us 1 - 4
9us 2 - 3
8uk 1 - 4

total 4 - 11 for me

with a run out in 8us and 8uk and a golden break in 9us

ggs

Well done Jerry on another fabulous win