Haha what!? i am! i have a terrible ego.. can't you tell i'm always trying to outdo you at things? this could be one of those*shifties*

Iced Tea

Oh I know you do, I'm surprised you ever manage to keep it in check(!) Haha liek you need to try to outdo me at anything

Asparagus

Haha well it is quite a struggle to do so! i'm always doing my best to try and keep it in check!I don't need to, it's just fun trying to do so? i'm a slow learner, don't think i'll learn my lesson

Salami

Haha well I think you do a wonderful job, if I didn't know better I'd believe you were actually really modest! Oh well so long as you enjoy yourself... Haha you're really not, you just choose to be a slow learner when it suits you xx

Ice cream

Really?! wow! now to make you forget that you know better and have you think i really am modest! Haha no sarcasm there? because it seems like something you'd attach it toHaha so? it suits me now!xx

Marshmallow

Haha good luck with that, not a chance you'll convince me that you're modest in the slightest! Oh no I really mean it this time, it's not like this works out as badly for me as you enjoying yourself usually does I know, I'm just saying you're not really a slow learner, should leave that to me!

Wombok

Really?! hmm i think this sounds like a challenge i could enjoy! i think surely you might be convinced, if i try my best Haha oh right, well as long as there's no sarcasm that's good.. because if there were, i might have to kick you! Haha but you do it really well, why can't i try it?!

Kit Kat

Haha well only if you enjoy defeat, this is one challenge you won't be successful in! Oh no, please don't kick me for being sarcastic(!) Because! You do everything I do better, soon there'll be nothing left for me to be good at!

Turmeric

Really?! not even the slightest bit of success in taking up the challenge?! :O Haha you can't sarcasmatise me when i threaten you with kicking! that's.. that's pinch worthy!:O Haha i so do not! there's nothing i do better! you'll have lotso f stuff!

Champagne

Nope none whatsoever, your egotism is just far too obvious even to me! Why not? It's what I usually do Haha oh no, pinching's even worse(!) You so do! So not the sarcasm, or bowling, nthing whatsoever? Not by the time you're through with me I won't!

Escargot

Haha wow! i didn't know it was that obvious.. i mean if it's even obvious to you.. :Oxx Haha because! maybe i've had enough of that happening that um.. i'll get back at you for it?! Haha more sarcasm! that's it triangle pants! *pinches* :O haha the sarcasm, you've just toned down yours to be nice to me, the bowling.. umm the bowling alley people don't like you so they make you not win.. haha i'm sure you will, you'll see!

Tim Tam

Haha well it is, surely it must've been for me to have picked up on it? Haha right, like you could have enough of me sarcasmatising you! OW! No need to pinch so hard, I was only messing with you! Haha I haven't, you forced mine into submission with your superior sarcasm, & the bowling alley people are usually metres away, how could they possible stop me winning? Haha yes I will see, not what you think I will though...

Macaroon

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