my big mate and myself decided to make a clan , this clan is a real clan tho, every one gets on and talks regularly, not just an attempt to collect as many of funkypools best players and have a win at all costs attitude, instead our clan is made up of some of the biggest characters on the site and our opponents will be in as much danger from wisecracks as they are from snookers

allow me to introduce our clan :

firstly co captain and self proclaimed funniest on funky ....its me big mate !!

billmore

next ,our artistic director (see her for pics) i kno her as big ang from gateshead yous might know her as...

_pool_bird_

next , a man from the red n white half of my home town , he plays when hes on the dole n drinks when hes not , its .....

_kgb797_

nextly, a man who emerged into the clan world during my absence , he was a cheesy man and his name is Gav , now hes ...



turophile

next a yorkshire man and a bit of a fan of cars its .....

veedub

next fella you may know as shaunyyyyy but hes not called that now , well hes still shaun but his user name isnt , its

swish

next stop is the colonies , wouldnt be the same without an aussie in it , its ...

_chaos

and of course yours truely , ill not link my profile up cos its new n not very impressive

the rest of the squad to follow, im excited

Hey im gonna steal one of ya players :P

looking good - good luck with your crazy adventures!

chaos is not available p lot

looking good guys all the best

Good luck all, somehow i think that the nutters wont match up to yous crazzy wise

well already im in clover , 2 top targets have decided we are the way forward , please be welcoming to the most excellent ...

egotistical

and the bodacious ....

numero_uno

wooop

if u love them let them go , if they come back u kno their love was true if they go they never loved u at all

gl with this clan guys

Well done lem,got yourself a great bunch players

Here are my demands tho,well its only one?!?!

Its the only reason i joined

Lem said if i'm vice I get to boss all the women about

So yes chaos, do as I say

You can have billmore

Thank god yous lot dont see me as a woman !!

Nice little bunch of adventurers we have here Have fun yous lot

Must be the way you handle your balls...

I thought it was because of the beer drinking and foul language

I don't know how much power I have as vice capitano, but I had to give chaos an official warning. If she shows me some respect for hmm, lets say a week! I will retract the warning.

if u need me to be good cop let me know , you little disciplinarian you

Thanks mate, I knew I would have your backing!

Its only __pool__bi_rd__ and _chaos that show no respect. Im gunna have them wrapped round my little finger now I'm there captain





Edited at 18:08 Fri 9/10/09 (BST)

they only tryin to get ur attention bill, they must be attracted to ur power

no ta :P