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Crisps!

Haha touristy foreigner!

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Haha excuse me but whose language is it? xx

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It's ours, we've developed our own that you're corrupting with your crisps

Effective

Haha of course, yours that so closely resembles my own it's uncanny! You're corrupting it with your "cold chips"!

Relief

I know! i secretly think one of your guys copied ours! just can't prove it yet.. Haha no wer'e not! and it's not cold chips.. just chips! come on, say it with me.. "want a packet of chips?"

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Edited at 06:30 Tue 27/10/09 (GMT)

Haha of course they did, and then had the gall to call it English! Oh but what if they sell the other type of chips as well? Do you just have to order both them? "I want a packer of crisps"...I just can't do it!

Neck

I know! what do they think this is!? i personally think it's a travesty, i really do!No, you point at the chips you want.. or tell them 'hot chips' it's just you don't say 'cold' chips!.. haha, stay here a few more years, we'll get you!

Brace

Oh I completely agree, how dare they twist such a marvellous language as Australian, with its "Sheila"s and "Crikey"s, and try to fool people into believing it's derivative! Oh well "hot" chips is much better(!) Crisps and chips - no need for any hots or colds there! Haha of course you will(!) Not in a million years!

Impact

Haha shh you! that's just mean you pick the two worst words we are known for! :O.. and how dare they indeed?! think they're fooling anyone?! Haha shh you, it is much better, it works! yes well.. crisps is so.. odd! there i said it!Haha we'll see! if i we manage to keep you here long enough, stop you going back somehow, it might work

Zone

Haha well then it's your fault for becoming known for them! I doubt it, I mean everyone knows Australian is the language spoken by the most people! Haha so does crisps and chips, works even better in fact! Yes well hot chips is odder! Haha you can keep me here as long as you like, I speak English!

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