Oh Carl...

Morning

Goooood Afternoon Niall!

How's Melz doing this not so fine morning?!

Fantastically!..

.. why's the morning not so fine? not enoough sleep? missed some pool shots?

Great! Haha...not so fine cos it's dull and looks like it's gonna rain and I'm supposed to go golf! Guess I'll just play pool

Why can't you play golf if it rains?.. so it's a little slippery, go out there an.. swing?..!

I can, but I'll just play worse than I do normally, no fun! What's Australian weather like today?

So then don't keep score? or if you do - you have the weather to blame!.. umm perfect your skills in the rain?.. Hmm grey, cold and everynow and then a couple drops of rain..so wintery!

Haha, not keeping score would be even less fun and kinda pointless! I just get frustrated in the rain and throw golf clubs in lakes . That weather sounds very anti-Australian, unlucky

Really? but isn't the point of it to.. just be out there playing? not keep score? Haha oh that sounds great! at least you give others something to enjoy while being out in the rain.. It does, but we don't always have hot, melting sun to contend with.. we go through winters surprisngly! :O.. not really unlucky either, i like this weather!

Umm I like to keep score, maybe others don't...that's why my wife likes coming, to keep my score (not meant to be sexist, she genuinely does ) also I can't count ! My ideas of Australia are all wrong, thought it was eternally sunny, never going now

Haha really? so she just kind of follows you keeping score for you?.. oh right, umm your secrets safe with me! Haha wow, i think i just solved the illegal immigrants problem we're having! tell people it's cold and gloomy!.. and you could get your sunniness - just don't come between the beginning of June and the end of August!