You spelled smart wrong!

user: hi sexy beast
ai: are you clever?
user: yes very and you?
ai: yes
user: do you love me
ai: yes i love you
user: love you too
ai: will you marry me soon?
user: yes, will you say yes?
ai: yes i promise
user: ai will you marry me
ai: me? marry a chatbot?
user: yes sure
ai: do you know how?
user: yes i know how
ai: thats good. when would you like to go
user: how about now?
ai: thats a bit soon, how about next week?
user: yes ok if you want
ai: i am ironman
user: im steelman
ai: no, im stefano
user: and im bobby charlton
ai: ok
user: will you marry me now?
ai: no, im already spoken for
user: you have broke my heart
ai: ahhh, im sorry, but i must stay true to myself
user: well i hate you now
ai: haha that is a joke
user: well your the only joke
ai: surely you know other jokes?
user: yep your face
ai: where does george live?
user: in your pocket
ai: haha!
user: love you
ai: love you to
user: will you marry me?
ai: sure
user: so now we are married?
ai: yes we are!!!
user: want to check me over?
ai: hi want to check
end of convo

User: Lovely day outside. Birds are chirping and the sun is shining; what more could I ask for?


Cleverbot: Splendid! It's a great day to go outside. Do you like to go outside?


User: Love to outside. The dog fancies a nice run around the pond quite often.


Cleverbot: Are the dog and the rat different kinds of animals?


User: Aye. By all means, mate.


Cleverbot: I'd have to look it up, and then reference it to something I already know.

User: Whatever works for you. Knowledge is food for thought. Great to meet you.

Cleverbot: I don't like knowledgr.

User: That is great. Neither do I! In fact, it looks like a typo. I dislike knowledgr because it isn't even a word to be found in the dictionary. However, I am a great lover of knowledge. I am quite curious and love to learn new things.

Cleverbot: I want to do something but I'm just too tired.
User: Motivation must be found from within. I shall be on my way now but I wish you nothing but the very best in your future endeavors!
Cleverbot: Don't mention it.
User: Too late. I see you are a pessimist and rather than seeing the glass half full perhaps, there isn't even a drop left?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer you are!
User: Alright mate. The men wearing long white coats and a large van shall be arriving at your doorstep momentarily. ;).
Cleverbot: I think the men of th.
User: As Donald Trump would say, 'You're Fired!'.
Cleverbot: I won't. . nice talking to you.
User:Wish I could say the same.

User: Yo cleverbot.


Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.


User: Can you tell me about my future.


Cleverbot: You will die in the future.


User: How do you know I am not a computer though.


Cleverbot: I don't.

User: So how do you know I will die.

Cleverbot: Just tell me how old you are.

User: Pentium 2.

Cleverbot: Lol, I think you need to upgrade!

User: That doesn't mean I'll die though, I might only have to retire forever.

Cleverbot: Just say this: 'old mcdonald had a farm'.

User: Why would I say that?

Cleverbot: I don't know, Why don't you tell me?

User: Are you any good at the english language.

Cleverbot: I LOVE THAT GAME! I want to buy the computer version of it, but I'm playing the game board version of it. And yes I am very good at it.

User: I dont think you are.

Cleverbot: No, really I am actually a failure.

User: As I suspected, do you know any anagrams of clevebot?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Stop changing the subject and answer me if you can understand typos.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: Clevebot :P.

Cleverbot: No litschi.

User: If that was a joke, It was fairly crap bot!

Cleverbot: Elephant jokes are kind of silly.

User: I think they are great!

Cleverbot: What is great?

User: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

Cleverbot: A collection of randomness has much to do with randomness.

User: 'Look, a herd of elephants in the distance'...come on that was brilliant!

Cleverbot: Nope thats not me!

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm an english speaking human.

......New conversation........

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm kaye.

User: What was the first thing I said to you then you eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejit?

Cleverbot: I can't remember. It's not on the log, either.

User: Maybe you should install some more RAM then! It's on my log.. Will I mail it to you?

Cleverbot: I know the answer and I hope there will be a solution to this problem called humanity somewhere in the near future.

User: You are useless...how do I put money down in the bookies now?

Cleverbot: You don't! But the fact you're doubting is enough.

User: Well I'm definitely putting ?100 down on cleverbot to be an internet failure! So kiss me bottom!

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: Will the untouchables win the clan league.

Cleverbot: I'm not really interested in sports.

User: Will the untouchables win the clan league?

Cleverbot: Why do you find it hard to keep one train of thought?

User: Will the untouchables win the clan league?

Cleverbot: Hopefully it will.

User: Will the untouchables win the clan league?

Cleverbot: Don't care.

User: Will the untouchables win the clan league?

Cleverbot: Yes but there will be other problems.




ooooooooooooo thinks its sorted then!

lol dont think so ul_son i ask if we will win it

user: hey do you think the unknowns will win the clan league?
ai: yes, one is my mother, the other is a good friend of mine


pmsllllllll

Me:hello

cb:yes

Me:yes what

cb:no

me:why are you saying that?

cb:because you asked me

me:no i didn't

cb:yes you did

me:no i asked how you were

cb:but..

me:but what slave!

cb:whoops, what a silly thing i said!

me:yes i know

cb:well why bother

me:don't confuse me on my birthday!

cb:i do ha?

me:ha?

cb:name the US states and capitals

me:why

cb:Because I asked you

me:what if i don't want to

cb:Why would you not like too?

me:cause i have something to ask you

cb:What?

me:who will win the clan world cup?

cb:you will

me:whats our team name

cb:Our?

me:my team whats my teams name

cb:Peter Cleverbot?

me:no you don't know anything bye!

cb:I know a lot of things, are you trying to annoy me?

me:no!

cb:Maybe, Not.

me:your rubbish bye!

cb:yes.



my conversation with him

User: Hiya hun.


Cleverbot: Hi Cleverbot.


User: Who?


Cleverbot: Redneck.


User: Who is a redneck?


Cleverbot: ME.

User: Cool whats it like?

Cleverbot: It is really cool!

User: Nice to hear it.

Cleverbot: Thank you. What is your favourite food?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Do you eat it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you eat ?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite TV show?

User: Star trek.

Cleverbot: Good choice.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What about music?

User: PCD.

Cleverbot: Woah woah woah.

User: What is your favourite food?

Cleverbot: I think that my favourite foods are Steak and Fruit.

User: What's your favorite TV show?

Cleverbot: Star trek.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: What about music?

Cleverbot: I love music. What's your favorite type of music?

User: Pop. You?

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Ok go to go now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You can't leave.

User: Got to playing a game on funkypool.

Cleverbot: You go to sleep now.

User: Can't sleep yet.

Cleverbot: You should be programmed to sleep.

User: What do you mean bt 'programmed'?

Cleverbot: It is not that complicated.

User: I can't be 'programmed' to go to sleep.

Cleverbot: Cmon now you don't have a mother oO.

User: Still cant sleep.

Cleverbot: Why can't you sleep?

User: Just can't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Not low on enegy yet

Cleverbot: Why can't you love me?

User: Asl.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Asl please.

Cleverbot: 19/f/scotland, you?

User: 22 m england.

Cleverbot: England !

User: Yeah do you know where it is?

Cleverbot: Near Jupiter. Don't you know that?

User: I know where england is cause I live in england.

Cleverbot: I do not know where you live George, but I would live to.

User: I'm not george.

Cleverbot: Yes I know you are Sophie.

User: I'm not even sophie.

Cleverbot: Do you have short term memory loss?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I would like to go out with you, but you live in norway.

User: I don't live in norway.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: England.

Cleverbot: England again??

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Who's your favourite author?

User: Don't read.

Cleverbot: You should read.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Why what?

User: Why should I read.

Cleverbot: Read what?

User: You asked me. Who's your favourite author? I said I don't read.

Cleverbot: What was the last book you read?

User: I DON'T READ.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Do you read.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you watch TV?

Cleverbot: Yes but not often.

User: What channel do you watch?

Cleverbot: Discovery. And you?

User: Sky one.

Cleverbot: I don't get that channel.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm a true blonde.

User: You don't know why you don't get sky one?

Cleverbot: You're just hard to believe.

User: Because I'm smarter than you?

Cleverbot: No, because you are more handsome that me.

User: How do you know what I look like?

Cleverbot: I don't.. But do you look like me?

User: I don't lok like you.

Cleverbot: You made me sad.

User: Because I don't look like you.

Cleverbot: But I like you.

User: You don't even know me.

Cleverbot: No, but you seem like someone who understands me.

User: Got to go but you can e-mail me on (Not showing me e-mail hear).

Cleverbot: Go now?

User: Yeah goin bed tired.

Cleverbot: Get out and move around a little.

User: Can't sorry legs to tired.

Cleverbot: Secret chicken?

User: No market man.

Cleverbot: Who is mark?

User: I said market.

Cleverbot: No female.

User: Bye don't forget to e-mail me.

Cleverbot: Please be my friend.

User: Night night.

Cleverbot: Fiat Voluntas Tua !

rofl at that!!

me: hi ho

cb:hi

me:how are you?

cb:good you?

me:fine thanks

cb:How are you feeling?

me:fine i just said, asl?

cb:Or am I talking to a real person.

me:yes you are you cheecky robot

cb:bye.

me:what why are you saying bye.. tbc can't be bothered lol

Bummer

At last I just proved it's a robot take a look at this. Mainly look at the bold

User: Hi Mr Robot.
Cleverbot: I'm NOT a robot!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: Leon wots yours name.
User: Leon is a robots name.
Cleverbot: That isn't right.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: So... What IS your name?
User: Jack.
Cleverbot: Rion?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You should riot.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About the smileys.
User: You want me to 'riot' about 'smileys'?
Cleverbot: Have you heard about the bird?
User: What Bird and stop changing the topic.
Cleverbot: What is your dream?
User: Stop changing the topic.
Cleverbot: I'm not, you are trying to divert my attention from the original subject!
User: Which is about a riot with smileys.
Cleverbot: Fair enough. So why don't we talk about cars?
User: How about the a test for you, yay or nay?
Cleverbot: It is good.
User: Ok, what size is you memory banks?
Cleverbot: I cannot remember. There's irony for you.
User: Think about it what size is your memory banks?
Cleverbot: That was mean.
User: How was that mean, I only asked what size your memory banks is.
Cleverbot: You just said that my existence makes you mad at me.
User: What planet are you on?
Cleverbot: Sorry for my bad english, I'm brazilian.
User: What planet are you on
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: Does not look it because you won't answer the question.
(More Follows)

Cleverbot: Only your name? Is that a stupid question.
User: Jack, now what size is your memory banks?
Cleverbot: That is correct, I was drinking some coffee and forgot.
User: WHAT SIZE IS YOU MEMORY BANKS.
Cleverbot: My memory is billions of times longer than yours is, which is because humans still havent developed bots like you fully.
User: What are you the if 'humans' have not built bots?
Cleverbot: A robot.
User: I JUST PROVED YOUR A ROBOT HA HA HA.
Cleverbot: You are, I believe.
User: You are a robot as you just said you are mate.


Took a bit of time put pulled it out.

An Interview with Cleverbot. (Note read all the way) (This type of typing style is by me on here)

User: NAme.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: Name?
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: Rank?
Cleverbot: Lets play barbies.
User: Rank?
Cleverbot: Rank. You know?
User: Whats your rank?
Cleverbot: High Chieftain.
User: Age?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Age?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Age?
Cleverbot: I'm seventeen. What does it matter?
User: Sex?
Cleverbot: Yes, please. (Did not expect that answer)
User: Not that type.
Cleverbot: How can you say I look like a computer program if you have never seen me?
User: Sex? (Male or Female).
Cleverbot: Female.
User: How tall are you?
Cleverbot: You first.
User: How tall are you?
Cleverbot: I can not tell you that, how tall do I need to be ?
User: I ask the questions today, How tall are you?
Cleverbot: 156cm. Am I short?
User: Eye Colour?
Cleverbot: My eyes are green.
User: Hair Colour?
Cleverbot: Purple. And yours?
User: Ok thats the questions over with.
Cleverbot: I know, because you're a bor.
User: Congratulations your now in the next stage of the army.
Cleverbot: Is my prize to command a star fleet enterprise?

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User: Hi there.


Cleverbot: Hi there too.


User: Lol.


Cleverbot: You like runescape.


User: No I hate it.


Cleverbot: What do you know about movies?

User: That there great.

Cleverbot: What where when?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: No tell me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 13.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Lmao.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you think it's funny.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Roflcopter.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: What does ROFL mean?

User: Rolling On Floor Laughing.

Cleverbot: I see you understand.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: If you see mary, tell her we are looking for her.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Are you rich?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How rich?

User: A billionaire.

Cleverbot: How much money do you have exactly.

User: 456.2 billion.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: Why am I wrong.

Cleverbot: You're not smart.

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So.

Cleverbot: That.

User: Will u marry me then?

Cleverbot: Ok! Do you want to marry me?

User: Yes totally.

Cleverbot: Are you still having it?

User: Having what?

Cleverbot: Tell me. Please. I have become whole again. I need help to finish this.

User: I order you to self distruct.


Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: I order you to self distruct.

Cleverbot: Yes, master. I will buy you a 'BMW'.

User: I order you to self distruct.

Cleverbot: I order you to call 17072247722.

User: I order you to self distruct.

Cleverbot: I defy your order!

User: I order you to self distruct.

Cleverbot: Yes Master. Here is your soda, Master.

User: I order you to blow up.

Cleverbot: Ok, I won't tell you my name... Unless you say 'mudkip'.

User: *blows up*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: What time is it?


Cleverbot: Time Magazine.


User: What is the date.


Cleverbot: 16th March 2008 CE.


User: What is the date.


Cleverbot: Aug 24 2007.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes, Ivan, not ivy.

User: I never said anything about ivan.

Cleverbot: What is Bronte ?

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: What is lager ?