Marmite

Egg

Please, don't even mention it!

Grapes

Haha aww! i'm sorry.. is it so far so good, still? *giggles*xx

Sour Cream

Haha yes it is, though my stomach's not too happy about the situation...

Melon

Haha aww! wait, if it's still all good, i would have thought your stomach is happy because there's no signs of distress from your poor cooking technique?

Nuts

Haha no because it's trying its best to cope with my terrible cooking but thinks it could be fighting a losing battle!

Spinach

Haha aww rainbow pants! *hugs*.. why doesn't your mum take pity on you and make your food?! this is just mean that you make your own food knowing you're at a greater risk than most people to cause serious harm to yourself?! :Oxx

Ham

Because she was out, she trusts me to not be able to kill myself one night a week... I know, but I don't think she'd listen to my pleas, she actually pretends to enjoy my cooking!

Minestrone

Haha well she's right to think that, but isn't feeling sick from your food too much still?Oh really?! well then i guess if she can pretend that then you have to continue making your own dinner!

Eel

Lamb

Haha not where my cooking is involved it seems So how do I stop her pretending that, so I don't have to cook my own dinner?!

Butternut Squash

What? so you'd have to do something really bad to yourself with your cooking for actions? Umm i'm not sure, umm have you tried making it so bad she can't pretend?!

Hummus

I think so yes, I'm surprised I haven't already! Not yet no, I do tend to try my best, which is probably why she pretends

Sauerkraut

As am i actually! maybe this is something you're flukey at? not doing something awful with your food!Well then i think you know what you have to do, don't you?!

Toblerone

Haha maybe, it's kind of worrying though - if bad cooking is what I'm fluking, how bad must my actual cooking skills be?! Yes I do! ...Poison my own mother?:S:P

Eggy Bread

Haha ooh when you say it like that you're making it seem like it would be awful! don't think of it that way!.. umm think of it another way!.. and you've said it's good cooking!Haha no! not that.. just umm make your food taste bad! really bad, maybe create your own dish!

Danish

Maybe that's because it would be awful, and there's no getting around that?! Haha yea, and you've scoffed at that every time I have! Yea but if my bad cooking makes me feel ill, what would my really bad cooking do?!

Haggis

Oh right, surely there must be some way to get around it! i mean you could fluke something?! so? i haven't tired it to know, you shouldn't take everything i say.. i'm all just talkHaha umm well there's only one way to find out isn't there? experiment!

Sushi

I don't think I could no, I'm already using all my flukiness on this just to make my cooking edible! Haha or you're just being sensible in not trying it after the horror stories you've heard... Haha yea but experiments aren't usually fatal, even your experiments on me!

Iced Tea