Haha, you can only know it never means anything - having read it to find out! Yep! well sometimes you are, it depends on your excuses i think, this time it was though Haha, of course it sounds fun to you! and you didn't think about it this way - my fun promotes my mental well-being.. so the quesiton is, whose mental well-being am i going to risk

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It was a one-off accident, the paper just happened to be open on that page and my eye accidentally skimmed over it, I swear! And you've not once read your horoscope? Haha, so I'm better at excuses than a ten whole unreliable excuse-makers! Ooh I hadn't actually, so then really it's not even worth asking the question, you know I can't stop you promoting your mental well-being over mine

Ugli Fruit

Haha what? there's nothing to be embarassed about if you really do read your horoscope, some people find it's accurate i hear.. so if you actually turned it to that page just to see it, i'm sure it'd fine Haha i have, back when i was young and naive Yes! that i'd go with, you're better in that sense than them with excuses! Haha how do you know? i might be feeling super-generous and nice that i would be willing to do so?!

Triangle Cake

I don't actually read it, that is honestly what happened! ...Just maybe more than once or twice Only because it's so vague anything that happens could be described by it And you learnt better as you got older? Wish I did that Ah but wouldn't being super-generous be extremely detrimental to your mental well-being, as well as putting mine first?! I think it would be best for both of us if you put yourself first this time ...I'm not convinced your capable of being that nice anyway xx

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haha anymore times and it's going to stop being considered an accident you know that, right? Exactly! and did you notice, if you read all the horoscopes, about 6 of them or more will basically tell you the same thing in different words? haha learnt better about not reading horoscopes or the naivety? i don't think so, because surely i'd be able to keep my mental-wellbeing good without having to have this sort of fun.. maybe haha okay just remember you said i coud, okay! haha ooh that.. that makes me not want to be generous at all to you, you'd think that! *pokes her tongue out at you*

Ice-cream cake

What, why can't I accidentally do the same thing several times? I didn't know it was quite that many, but yea! Think they just get bored halfway through and start copying and pasting? Well isn't the reading horoscopes a symptopm of naivety? You can? And yet this has only occurred to you now?! I will, and if I don't I'm sure you'll remind me one way or another! Well it's that kind of attitude that's made me think it in the first place! Ooh, that sure showed me(!)

Escalopes

Haha because after a couple of times the believability of them really being accidents fades Of course they do! i mean, they do the same thing everyday! just make up horoscopes, surely after so long doing the job they get bored of it, and do copy, paste haha it could be, and then again, it could be umm.. hope perhaps? haha i can, no.. it's occurred to me a while ago, it's just that if i enjoy having the fun so much, and it benefits me mental-wellbeing, why pick something else, you see? ooh you know, i probably would remind you! and then maybe be faced by doubt and scepticism! Haha what kind of attitude?! it was only brought on by what you said! haha ooh and you're finally back to using the argument foiler i see!

Squab

Oh right, so would you help me think up an excuse for the other... 100-odd times? Haha I wouldn't be surprised if they did, perhaps see similar horoscopes every couple of months as they just re-run them! Haha I guess it could be that, which tends to be linked with naivety... You realised before and yet didn't tell me?! Maybe because being nice would benefit both our mental well-beings? Haha well you're used to that by now, bet you'd barely notice them! What, you never reconsidered being nice to me before I got sceptical that you could be? Well I'm still nto 100%, got to use it while I still can So where's you're even more immature comeback?

Bacon Sandwich

Haha umm.. sure why not? i'd love to help you think up excuse for that many horoscope reading accidents Yep! i bet if you were to collect a whole years supply of horoscopes from the paper, you'd get exact copies a few months! i doubt anyone would really remember them, it's the perfect crime! Hmm so what about people reading them because they're bored? or umm want to get a laugh at how lame their horoscope is? do they link with being naive? Well what can i say, you never asked did you? ! oh that's true, although my having fun hasn't really impacted on your mental-wellbeing has it? oh i still notice them even though i'm also used to them! haha how do you know i wasn't considering it, even before you suggested i couldn't be?! :O oh right, so i'll be expecting more of then i guess! Haha here's my more immature comeback!
*gives you a wedgie* lets see you make a comeback to that argument rainbow pants!!

Hot coffee

Haha thanks, I think I'm going to need all the help I can get to explain them away... Ooh, and maybe different papers running the same ones out of sync with each other, re-use a small number of horoscopes! Oh no, I think they've discoevered the truth about horoscopes already - it's not like they're reading them to take them seriously! Well I shouldn't have had to, I'm sure I never asked you quite how mean you could be and yet you like demonstrating that to me! xx Oh it has, I'm a gibbering wreck compared to how I was a year ago! *shifties* But do they bother you, or are they like a minor irritation? I don't, I'm just guessing... were you? Haha I doubt it, seems I'm pretty much back to full health, that was the last of the argument foiler for a while! *whimpers in agony, then squeaks* Just give me a minute...

Escargot

I thought you might, that's why i thought i'd help, can't have you thinking all of those up on your own! oh you're right! i wouldn't be surprised if they were all in cahoots! there never are new horoscopes, just old ones used by all the papers!.. i think we might be onto something here :O You think? althogh i guess it wouldnt' be that difficult for a person to discover the truth about them! haha are you sure? i bet there are people out there that take them seriously Haha lies! you've asked me many times if i could be meaner, or if this was as mean as i could or things similar, i had to show you how mean i could be to you! haha sure you sure! you're the perfect example of a jibbering weck right now, that's all i see(!)Nope, arely last year they used to be like a minor irritation to me, but these days i just accept them, because i know that's what i'll get with you!! xx. Haha, actually i was thinking about it! but you wouldn't have thought that because you expect the worst!xx Haha really? No more of them?! came and then left quickly! Haha ooh umm my immature comeback isn't hurting you too much is it? *guilty expression on her face*!

Twix

Oh no, I'd be stuck there trying to think them up for too ong, you'd have forgotten what I was making excuses for by the time I used them! Definitely, there's an evil mastermind out there behind the horoscope hoax that no one's even suspected before! No, just a glance down the horoscopes would probably be enough for most people! There really are people who take them seriously, they have yet to have had the truth revealed to them unfortunately Yea, but you were mean before I first asked that, didn't cause you to start being mean to me did it? I am, this is me in my jibbering wreck state! I made much more sense with what I said 18 months ago *shifties* Oh right, so they don't bother you at all now?! So then it doesn't matter if you're face with the scepticism and doubt! Oh so it is my fault you're not nice to me? That scepticism has a lot to answer for! I don't always expect the worst!...just when it comes to you I doxx I know, you should've poked your tongue out at me more while I was ill, shouldn't you?! Oh no not at all, my voice is usually this high-pitched(!) A little help?!

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