Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter, Its Baby Time!
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20:06 Sun 29 Mar 09 (BST) [Link]
Congratulations to my mate Luke (lman) who has somehow managed to get his girlfriend in the infamous "club."
I had heard they had planned to stop any more of the chavs in his neck of the woods breeding due to a shortage of newborn baby sized gold chains and size 1 Airmax's but somehow Luke has slipped through the net!
Hope you get to move area before the baby is born to give it a fighting chance in life, there is a flat round the corner from me up for rent! Nottingham has gotta be better than Chelmsley Wood
I know you are drunk right now as you wet the baby's head early but do it while you can.......lots of sleepless nights and baby sick coming your way pal and from what you told me about the missus, she will leave you to it. (Chelmsley Wood has one of the highest alcoholism rates among young mum's in the world!)
But seriously, enjoy it mate, the build up seems long but will fly by so start saving now, that giro only goes so far
xxx
I had heard they had planned to stop any more of the chavs in his neck of the woods breeding due to a shortage of newborn baby sized gold chains and size 1 Airmax's but somehow Luke has slipped through the net!
Hope you get to move area before the baby is born to give it a fighting chance in life, there is a flat round the corner from me up for rent! Nottingham has gotta be better than Chelmsley Wood
I know you are drunk right now as you wet the baby's head early but do it while you can.......lots of sleepless nights and baby sick coming your way pal and from what you told me about the missus, she will leave you to it. (Chelmsley Wood has one of the highest alcoholism rates among young mum's in the world!)
But seriously, enjoy it mate, the build up seems long but will fly by so start saving now, that giro only goes so far
xxx
He wanted a jokey thread, if I had to do one, before anyone abuses me. I wish him well and hope you can all do the same
20:08 Sun 29 Mar 09 (BST) [Link]
Congratulations! I just feel sorry for you that you know mmt. I guess the 2 kinda balance each other out a bit.
20:11 Sun 29 Mar 09 (BST) [Link]
PMSL Dave is just jealous as per usual
I'll buy you a pint in Brum to celebrate
dave_c said:
Congratulations! I just feel sorry for you that you know mmt. I guess the 2 kinda balance each other out a bit.
PMSL Dave is just jealous as per usual
I'll buy you a pint in Brum to celebrate
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20:27 Sun 29 Mar 09 (BST) [Link]
congrats lman!!!
u know u shouldnt wet the babys head with booze yeh???
best of luck with it all neway!
u know u shouldnt wet the babys head with booze yeh???
best of luck with it all neway!
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20:52 Sun 29 Mar 09 (BST) [Link]
Congrats Luke...long road ahead for ya it'll be a breeze!
Bar the mood swings, constant narky gf annoying you, lots of extra phone credit after she rings you a million times reminding you to pick up the ice cream....oh and just a general depletion of personal hygene...
But apart from that look after her and you'll get on great!
But apart from that look after her and you'll get on great!
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06:08 Mon 30 Mar 09 (BST) [Link]
Congrats.
Welcome to the world of dirty nappys, sleepless nights and lots of lovely sick!
Welcome to the world of dirty nappys, sleepless nights and lots of lovely sick!
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11:38 Mon 30 Mar 09 (BST) [Link]
Congratulations. Best thing ever!
ul_son said:
Congrats Luke...long road ahead for ya it'll be a breeze!
Bar the mood swings, constant narky gf annoying you, lots of extra phone credit after she rings you a million times reminding you to pick up the ice cream....oh and just a general depletion of personal hygene...
But apart from that look after her and you'll get on great!
But apart from that look after her and you'll get on great!
Congratulations. Best thing ever!
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18:52 Mon 30 Mar 09 (BST) [Link]
LOL! Thanks everyone, was the most exciting and the most nervous day of my life! Can't explain how long i've wanted a child !
Can't wait for the sleepness and sicky nights, the stories i'm gonna tell about when i was younger haha!
And don't worry nick, i'll pass funkypool down, i'll make sure of it!
Thanks mmt for the thread
And thanks everyone once again.
Luke
madmiketyson said:
I know you are drunk right now as you wet the baby's head early but do it while you can.......lots of sleepless nights and baby sick coming your way pal and from what you told me about the missus, she will leave you to it. (Chelmsley Wood has one of the highest alcoholism rates among young mum's in the world!)
LOL! Thanks everyone, was the most exciting and the most nervous day of my life! Can't explain how long i've wanted a child !
Can't wait for the sleepness and sicky nights, the stories i'm gonna tell about when i was younger haha!
And don't worry nick, i'll pass funkypool down, i'll make sure of it!
Thanks mmt for the thread
And thanks everyone once again.
Luke
19:26 Mon 30 Mar 09 (BST) [Link]
Luke i cant believe it,,,, *cries* wooo
Nice one matey im so happy for you and the missus i hope all ok and i for one can not believe another lukey will be knocking about :P
Watch out funkypool in 15 yrs time.. another 9 ball demon we wont cope
*All the best mate*
Nice one matey im so happy for you and the missus i hope all ok and i for one can not believe another lukey will be knocking about :P
Watch out funkypool in 15 yrs time.. another 9 ball demon we wont cope
*All the best mate*
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02:41 Tue 31 Mar 09 (BST) [Link]
Congratulations mate many years ahead of yourself.
Maybe if funkypool runs in the blood we could have another little lman pooler. Sign him up now!
Maybe if funkypool runs in the blood we could have another little lman pooler. Sign him up now!
04:02 Tue 31 Mar 09 (BST) [Link]
Am not babysitting while you play pool, so dont even ask ! ! !
*mutters* 'less ya paying me £25 an hour :P
Congrats on your news Luke, happiness always :)
*mutters* 'less ya paying me £25 an hour :P
Congrats on your news Luke, happiness always :)
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