I know this wont last long on here, but give it a go

Here's an oddly entertaining way to spend five minutes.
Put your first name into Google followed by the word 'needs' then click the search button.

List the first ten legible things that come up.

I got :

Simon needs extra boost in the height department
Simon needs a makeover
Simon needs a phone number
Simon Needs A New Home in Rock Nr. Kidderminster, Worcestershire
Simon needs a bike
Simon needs a man
Simon needs a car
Simon needs a hug
Simon needs a wetsuit
Simon needs your help

lmao you are right about the last one x x

joanne needs an intact dilation ( i wont add the last part )
joanne needs australia facebook
joanne needs a raise
joanne needs your help
joanne needs help with washing and dressing
joanne needs more character development
joanne needs scientific evidence
joanne needs space
joanne needs another you can do it speech
joanne needs tuning lyrics

sums me up in one x x

4 6 7 and 10 are very apt lolxx

you missed 5 out x x lol

well i wouldnt know would i??....but if you need me to assist you then just ask

1. Matthew Needs to bring sexy back
2. Matthew Needs to realize it's possible for him to be wrong
3. Matthew Needs Plymouth Facebook
4. Why did Matthew need dead babies
5. Who thinks Matthew needs to stop asking questions about Regan
6. Matthew needs more Jesus
7. Matthew needs your help
8. Matthew needs to stop reading emails
9. Matthew needs a home
10. Matt needs to not play every little blog meme that comes along

1/ steph needs someone to confort her ( wtf is that lol)
2/ steph needs to go to bathroom real bad ( haha)
3/ steph needs to get the women together
4/ steph needs another new start
5/ steph needs tough love
6/ steph needs commonplacebook.com
7/ steph needs a prince
8/ steph needs some help
9/ steph needs perhaps ( wtf lol)
10/ steph needs our continued prayers

PMSL that was funny

I personally think number 2 for me is wrong, I'm always right

And I think you should follow you're number 2 steph, after all, you just wet yourself

daniel needs a slump buster
daniel needs less coke(a cola)
daniel needs toledo
daniel needs your help
daniel needs help
daniel needs help with his cape
daniel needs a new car (i cant even drive lol)
daniel needs to learn how to catch a quarter
daniel needs a love potion
daniel needs a change

all i seem to need is ppls help lol

lol....no hope for you is there mate?

none at all tids m8

i already knew tht anyway dint need tht to tell me tho

Niall needs to actually do some studying and stop trying to do so much.
Niall needs to turn 53 more or gain 1321 more Zombie points to reach the next level
Niall needs blood to stay alive but it's in short supply
Niall needs to add the south side of Chicago to his tour (for sure)
Niall needs to set himself up a Strange Horizons editorial blog
Niall needs to be found out and held to account for all of his awful deeds (Steph this came from a story called "Steph and Niall" )
Niall needs that break; I do believe that there have been a number of clubs keeping an eye on him
Niall needs all the plumbing work you can give him
Niall needs a place to live
Niall talks to Steph, desperate for her to love him. She's all he needs.

Just had to throw the last one in , cos otherwise this was a bit of a letdown

Alex needs more than just a rat trap
Alex needs a girlfriend
Alex needs your help
Alex needs anger management
Alex needs proffesional help for anger
Alex needs full backing
Alex needs some sleep
Alex needs to get her balls back
Alex needs your prayers
Alex needs a drummer

lol all 100 percent true hehe

Pmsl...especially that one eh Alexis?

Awww u know i loves ya hun x

Pmsl at the story wots that all bout lol

Haha it's just about Steph and Niall in Hollyoaks, nothing bad really

I got to about page 6 and gave up - they all seemed to be about some Welsh radio personality called Chris Needs

sarcastic laugh was on there though lol

Colin needs to feel success in school

Colin needs to forget about his crazy dream of being a juggler (hahaha that's my favourite)

Colin needs to do something about himself coz I'm getting pretty sick everytime (......eeek) lol

Colin needs excitement

Colin needs first-team football to clinch his World Cup ticket

Colin needs careful scrutiny

Hapless Colin Needs Win

Colin needs a cut

Colin Needs Inspection Services

Colin needs whisky

Stuart needs his bum kicked a few more times

Stuart needs to set out his vision and plans for M&S

Stuart needs prayer

Stuart needs to go

Stuart needs a change!

Stuart needs a recommendation for a good lawyer

Stuart needs fans to pull hall together

Stuart needs help escaping from Monty the cat

Stuart needs a strongbow

Stuart Needs A Visual Basic RANK!!!

Hmm, interesting! Lol