hello i'm speed2 and you know what gets me going is people in the chat rooms private messaging you about stuff you have no idea about


here is my story

im talking to a friend and a pm comes up about this guy asking me to fight him in real life he dosnt know me and continues call me a loser and making jokes about my mom WOW right


WHATS YOUR STORY

Just a friendly reminder to keep your stories anonymous. Please don't name and shame!

Thanks.

i second that lol no names in my story

This random PM popped up saying ''I LIKE CHEESE'' constanly spamming ''IT'S NICE'' I was Haha.. all I said was yeah a chees sandwhich and he said ''YUM, YUM'' I mean what the heck was that about lol!


Some Random people around here

I think that stupid "asl" is bad enough...

ITS CALLED LOOKING AT THE PERSONS PROFILE PEOPLE!!!

Lewis- That wasnt me by any chance was it, i dont mind being named and shamed if so, i do remember doing that on occasion, particularly when i had the username ilovecheese (honestly i did)

Flumpy- Some people dont use those things or if they do they make it up cos they are banned

Yeah I believe we had a conversation once on the love of cheese, naming some lovely stuff. I think we agreed port went well did we not??


I always get random messages.

Port, whisky, lager, jacobs cream crackers....all the same to me

You chose to get random messages by becoming a moderator, so your banned from complaining about it

Mine says im 69! no wait..70! Oh hang on..i do believe im 80 now! lol..

No seriously, ive had random pm's from ppl saying all kinds from, I Love you..too...<insert a nasty name that girls get called> !!

I usually reply to the latter saying cheers big ears or thankyou :D:D

Random pm'ers are best ignored

It gets me too. I just find it disrespectful to just come out of nowhere and say "asl", even so much without a hi. I just close the pm, with no reply lol.

Also had some people say "use the force" and stuff

lol yoda i had one more person come up to me just now asking me for his oscamyer weiner

I get a lot of "Ahhhhh, a bug!!" (Close window)







Once I got "Will you marry me?"


And for the ASL's, if I'm feeling like a smart (person), I say "I'm not sure/I haven't completely the surgery yet/Under your couch"


I usually scare people when I do that, though.

roflmao

"How long did you search myspace for that pic?"

"Hey, it's me...they banned me again. Tell so and so I said hi." Guest911 (exile)

"Ang, I swear I didn't cheat! Please make a thread and tell them.I need them to unban me so I don't let down my clan." -Guest111 (exile)

"Hey I have something serious to tell you. Okay, promise you won't tell anyone. Come meet me in another chat so I can tell you. No? Okay, fine. I'm cityfan84, I've been banned." --Another random guest obviously not whom he said he was.


"I'm undercover. Tell me..."

"Hey babe, you need to start utelizing the power aimer..press Alt and F4 and you'll be sorted."

A dozen more that are funny yet inappropriate.

Edited at 04:15 Wed 11/02/09 (GMT)

Had several people asking me to squeeze them, one who decided to tell me in rather too much detail about their medical history and another who wanted to know how I play this game with flippers.



Its what I say to random people is what you need to worry about

Squeezy, just how DO you play with flippers?

lolz!!!

i keep getting:

(person): asl?
(me): 11/m/canada, (sometimes i just say 'do you really need to know?'
(person):uhhh..... *close window*

omg every1 hates the fact that im 11

It's because they're more than likely looking for someone a wee bit older cuey

My first ever Pm on fun funkypool was "You come here Often"

Which i replyed it's my first day....Then he started the verbal abuse

Ever since that i have ignored PM'S And it's being about 3 and a half years

Like my young freind jaime here i choose to ignore pm's except the ones from my freinds who i have to talk to.....Sometimes i wish i didnt watch the hills