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05:11 Mon 12 Jan 09 (GMT) [Link]
pot_the_lot said:
my nose is so big the only date i could get was with an ant eater.
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05:33 Mon 12 Jan 09 (GMT) [Link]
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Q:WHAT DO U CALL A DEAD BLONDE IN THE CLOSET ?
A:last years hide and seek winner
A:last years hide and seek winner
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05:51 Mon 12 Jan 09 (GMT) [Link]
Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub, when they spotted an Irishman sitting off in the corner. To have a little fun, one of them approached him.
"Did y'know that St. Patrick was a sissy?"
"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."
The man returned to his friends, complaining that it hadn't worked. The second decided to try.
"Did y'know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?"
"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."
The second man returned to his friends, amazed that it hadn't worked. The third man knew he had the solution.
"Did y'know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?"
"Oh, no. But that's what y'r friends hae been trying to tell me."
Edited at 12:02 Mon 12/01/09 (GMT)
pot_the_lot said:
Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" ?
A: Killkenny.
A: Killkenny.
Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub, when they spotted an Irishman sitting off in the corner. To have a little fun, one of them approached him.
"Did y'know that St. Patrick was a sissy?"
"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."
The man returned to his friends, complaining that it hadn't worked. The second decided to try.
"Did y'know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?"
"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."
The second man returned to his friends, amazed that it hadn't worked. The third man knew he had the solution.
"Did y'know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?"
"Oh, no. But that's what y'r friends hae been trying to tell me."
Edited at 12:02 Mon 12/01/09 (GMT)
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06:06 Mon 12 Jan 09 (GMT) [Link]
Rofl like it carl nice one
Gorgeously detailed fine writing
Crisp white envelope,
Lovingly stuck down and addressed,
This isn't just any P45,
Its a Marks & Spencers P45
Gorgeously detailed fine writing
Crisp white envelope,
Lovingly stuck down and addressed,
This isn't just any P45,
Its a Marks & Spencers P45
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06:25 Mon 12 Jan 09 (GMT) [Link]
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex, England?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.
There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman. They all worked on the top of a cliff and the Englishman said, If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off this cliff!?
The Irishman said, If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!?
The Scotsman said, If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!
It was the next day, and they all had to jump off as the Englishman had cheese the Irishman had ham and the Scotsman had jam!"
A week later, it was the funeral and the Scottish lady and the English lady said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like what we put in their sandwiches?"
And the Irish lady said,I dont know why my husband jumped off the cliff he made his own sandwiches!?
Edited at 12:31 Mon 12/01/09 (GMT)
A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex, England?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.
There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman. They all worked on the top of a cliff and the Englishman said, If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off this cliff!?
The Irishman said, If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!?
The Scotsman said, If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!
It was the next day, and they all had to jump off as the Englishman had cheese the Irishman had ham and the Scotsman had jam!"
A week later, it was the funeral and the Scottish lady and the English lady said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like what we put in their sandwiches?"
And the Irish lady said,I dont know why my husband jumped off the cliff he made his own sandwiches!?
Edited at 12:31 Mon 12/01/09 (GMT)
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16:38 Mon 12 Jan 09 (GMT) [Link]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I had 1 hour n 30 mins to go n id be in lead
I had 1 hour n 30 mins to go n id be in lead
16:45 Mon 12 Jan 09 (GMT) [Link]
*HUGSSSSSSSS* Am sorry am going meself now
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