THE STORY SO FAR...

Chapter I

Once upon my walk through the dark forest, I went mad looking for my wife. Then after I saw what I suspected I confronted it. There stood my worst imaginations as I farted moistly and shook my hips, so as they vibrated time after time. It wasn't until I felt a wet monkey who touched the back of my little hand before I took my spanner and smashed the monkey's head into a brick wall. Suddenly Mufc2008 tapped that cold, little monkey's knee and suddenly I realized Sugarplum25 likes monkey poo! The_pimp then decided to take Clooneman to his bedroom for some sweets but forgot to ensure Paula wasn't about because she is sleeping in a kangaroo farm with some dingoes named Charles the postman who knits raspberries with Shreddies Bitesize.

After the postman seduced Paula with champagne and lollies, they decided Magnums and Pringles would do fencing and fight each other until the monkey licked Aldof Freitzenburg and shot Harry Mac in the wang. Harry's libido was not very impressed at my underpants or hanky.

Chapter II

Still, there remained this party; fifty-nine massive pimples were dancing while they searched in despair and grew moustaches. My wife decided to emerge into the toilet where she was found calling her lost memories. Memories that will lead her to return to Canada. Terrance and Philip went flatulently to greet her old self. Once upon her frail friend's horse, she scratched her toe, without thinking about the potato, which she'd pooped on. The taste sickened her to the core of her stomach, but sinking even in the jelly, fleshy, squirmy buttocks; buttocks that engulfed the last horse in congealed poop too.

Chapter III

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased with her toilet paper but admired by the toilet water goblins chanting JSG, over a big hot, steaming pile of cow excrement, yummmmm. Meanwhile, Joan Jett counted Batman's trousers as amazing_arab stared at her knockers, freaked her and danced along seductively to Metallica. After breakfast Batman said to his boyfriend, "Insert thy thumb into the seductive hole, please." They held each other's noses, trying out different techniques in picknflick tradition, despite the fact that aliens had already landed on Ducky's body and had compulsions they begrudgingly stopped.

Ducky decided that Cloone is responsible sometimes for that good seeing psychologist who once did reproduce with a mod. This fetish for noses, despite the overwhelming amount of evidence batman underwear tightened. Horsy did all that was noble while Thor tacitly robbed Batman. Zeus laughed during this hazing ceremony that Alfred Hitchcock once directed. Although Ducky's spleen ached, he still ate Wifey's liver with eggs, beans, cues, and cueballs. Paula, meanwhile, the ringleader, licked Cloone's nipple piercing ham. Yellow streaks doubled up, then disintegrated. Confused, I confessed everything: once Cuegod cowardly abandoned his sycophantic psychopathic entourage, he and nocuous I didn't wait for a beaver to type one thousand miles, so we ran the Olympic duck out of town.

Chapter IV

When we caught our duck, we removed his gallbladder using paperclips and blowdryers, but Chicken clucked messages on rocks and bought a sniper rifle secretly. Chicken then got arrested for not paying his taxes. After ICP cried foul, and ran to the toilet diving board, then leaped off sideways, N.W.A realised that their 456th attempt went unnoticed. After a deadly struggle, the panda went to arrest the cop sitting in ladies' handbags drenched in chocolate powder. Cloone fondled with the man then reverted to women. Sneaking up on Cloone, Paula removed ticks that mutated into Alma Reville. Shortly afterwards, Pocahontas, Queen of Leon, wandered lonely into Paula's doghouse and struck a match official ball carrier. Diving into a cesspit, she swam until Captain Planet flew to her mother-in-law's and asked for uranium to fuse the legs of Superman. Meanwhile back at the ranch, Dr. Doom was flamboyant, wearing pink tights and a leather jacket; hallucinating vividly he jumped into his Lamborghini Diablo and picked up 32 friends, booting Clooneman for Robbean because 1_eye booted Batman for cheating, spamming and general flashing of his wobbly leg; this hairy husk covered his lower ankle. Pocahontas burped rancidly after throwing socks violently at Superman's donkey. Bizenya had another friend eating sushi while daydreaming about playing funkypool blindfolded.

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Chapter V

As Horsy began spittin' tofu fuzzballs, Chaos morphed into SpongeBob purple socks Squarepants. Later clooneman, King of Funkypool, shot a semi-automatic spud-gun into Easter eggs that sang songs, whilst juggling knives. Meanwhile, it was getting late so Horsy fantasised about getting merry with an obese kid from Minnesota. His name was unusually familiar to everyone; Zinedine. He was dating a spiny little fish called Annie and secretly changing her underwear without looking like a pumped fist. Zinedine proceeded to bite the Princess of Chaotica, who then decided to run and nearly landed neck-deep into quicksand. Later he gone. "Ain't that swell", nearly the pig exposed into the pile of quicksand. Meanwhile, Zinedine quoted that the game was quite raunchy and very harmful. So the next morning just as the sun cooled down, Steph ate squid on a bonfire. "Ouch, suddenly I've cut my toes and fingers with six scissors!", I peed over snow. Now and again, Steph would shout "NEVER DO... UM... Sorry..." while the hairdryer cut off a part of her finger off. It was painful and bloody. Later that day, Doctor Who ate some cheese and crackers caused a riot. Zinedine inherited a Kangeroo called Gavin Humpmemore, who smooched with a jillaroo's husband called Englebert Humperdink, fugly as Gavin Mcdoogle. The man projectiled that Oris owned by legal agreements a week end beach-house. Meanwhile, Zinedine gobbled up a pancake.

Chapter VI

Meanwhile, back in Mayo town, there was lots of carrots before the shed dismantled. The ginger poodle crashed its mum's hairdryer because it died in the cemetery where his microscope fell underneath his dogs' genitals. He repeatedly talked about Charlies' cookies were chocolatey and warm. Later on in nice custard with chips town, Casper saw his shoe covered in cheese pancakes. The shoes cost Casper some bob that his gran gave. Meanwhile, twenty thousand pens attacked the poodle and massacred her hoover with chopsticks. 50,000,000 seconds later, the enormous beaver plunged seven teeth into his toe where the caterpillar started being naughty. The caterpillar couldn't believe his eyes as Bin Laden was scrubbing guns with toothpaste due to drugs hidden under the camels humps. He had cramp in the neck, so called because of its spasms and pain. The game that he anticipated playing couldn't be anticipated so it blew into an almighty Mod, who spat at members from behind the door.

Frightened, he moved slowly towards unknown members, always wary as he walked silently, like you should if you were guilty of spitting the pips at innocent politicians who was plural. Suddenly an apple fell on the muddy ground and splattered all over his shoes which were slippery and wet.

Anyway, after he rolled a towel around his middle toe and smoked his salmon until it evolved into a Viagra pill. The next time he went back there, he couldn't figure out what adventure he should embark on next. He thought about going home to his baby son until he remembered that when he left his home he told the Landlord Bill to evict him. So after down at the dance, Bill asked Mrs Shiverpiddles to go bed to have uncontrollable urges to be touching his enormous collection of fury Kangaroo's. He aroused the badger's fury, feisty and smelly wings flapped everywhere. Meanwhile, he flapped sausages and uncontrollable wings until sundown.

Chapter Seven!!!
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Chapter VII - someone start it off...

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