So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh,

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased

CHAPTER ONE

Once upon my walk through the dark forest, I went mad looking for my wife. Then after I saw what I suspected I confronted it. There stood my worst imaginations as I farted moistly and shook my hips, so as they vibrated time after time. It wasn't until I felt a wet monkey who touched the back of my little hand before I took my spanner and smashed the monkey's head into a brick wall. Suddenly Mufc2008 tapped that cold, little monkey's knee and suddenly I realized Sugarplum25 likes monkey poo! The_pimp then decided to take Clooneman to his bedroom for some sweets but forgot to ensure Paula wasn't about because she is sleeping in a kangaroo farm with some dingoes named Charles the postman who knits rasberries with Shreddies Bitesize.

After the postman seduced Paula with champagne and lollies, they decided Magnums and Pringles would do fencing and fight each other until the monkey licked Aldof Freitzenburg and shot Harry Mac in the wang. Harry's libido was not very impressed at my underpants or hanky.

CHAPTER TWO

Still, there remained this party; fifty-nine massive pimples were dancing while they searched in despair and grew moustaches. My wife decided to emerge into the toilet where she was found calling her lost memories. Memories that will lead her to return to Canada. Terrance and Philip went flatulently to greet her old self. Once upon her frail friend's horse, she scratched her toe, without thinking about the potato, which she'd pooped on. The taste sickened her to the core of her stomach, but sinking even in the jelly, fleshy, squirmy buttocks; buttocks that engulfed the last horse in congealed poop too.

CHAPTER THREE

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased with

CHAPTER THREE

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased with her

CHAPTER THREE

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased with her toilet paper

CHAPTER THREE

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased with her toilet paper but

CHAPTER THREE

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased with her toilet paper but admired

CHAPTER THREE

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased with her toilet paper but admired by

CHAPTER THREE

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased with her toilet paper but admired by the

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased with her toilet paper but admired by the toilet water

Two strikes?

CHAPTER THREE

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased with her toilet paper but admired by the toilet water goblins

CHAPTER THREE

So while Horsy started singing Elvis ballads in French and poked Madonna in the soft thigh, Wifey McKnifey was displeased with her toilet paper but admired by the toilet water goblins chanting