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Butternut Squash

Haha no.. not into canablism.. although, the name fits, so maybe.. it would be okay?.. if of course the world was coming to an end, and it needed to be done

Honey

Haha, you really are, now you're trying to justify it! What do you mean, "needed to be done"? sounds like you'd be blaming me for armageddon!

Yum Yum

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Meatballs

Alright i am! but can you blame me?! i've always wanted to find out why canabalism is a no-no. And at least with you, i might be able to make it look like an accident?. Haha, well.. if worst comes to worst.. i'm sure people are going to be gorging on fellow humans constantly! i mean.. we might just be left with tin cans of beans and corn, and people will get tired of that, and look for meat! all the animals would be first.. then of cours, we're left with nothing but potential shish-ka-bobs!.

Squab

PMSL melz i love reading u n bob's talks

Beans

Yes I can, seeing as it's me you want to eat! Somehow I doubt it's because we taste awful, how would eating someone help you find that out? Haha, I accidentally slipped and sunk my teeth into his arm? Haha I guess that's true, though if we ever let it get that far we deserve to be eaten! What would you do after the shish-ka-bobs? I mean, there's only so much of me to go around...

Squash

Well it's your fault for being a tasty looking triangle.. a little salt & pepper, half an hour in the over, and hey presto! Shish-ka-bobs!. Well, umm.. i thought maybe it was the taste of humans, what else could it possibly be, that peoeple have a problem with?. Haha, well i'm convinced by that! so if i'm convinced, surely people seeing me munch on an arm, will also find the excuse believable . Oh right, so we should all be prepared? stop making tins of beans and corn, and start making tins of lamb and chicken, potatoes and peas?.. if the world's going to end, our last days might as well be tast ones. Umm, then we go for shish-ka>insert name< < everyone's just going to be attacking each other, so you can make your own dinner name really.

Hummus

Haha right, blame me again! You think maybe I should add some scars, maybe get a few spots to make myself look less edible?! :O You've already got a recipe?! Well from accounts of cannibals we don't taste that bad, I've heard chicken mentioned... Maybe it's the ethical issue, kind of like vegetarians have, just less extreme? Haha definitely, I mean it's a natural instinct to try to stop yourself falling by biting something(!) Or maybe just try and keep making enough food for everyone? Fresh food is so much better anyway, why bother with the tinned kind? Haha true, but then shouldn't we just save up all the chocolate? Haha yea that works, though I'm sure some names sound tastier than others...

Sweetcorn

Of course, when backed into a corner, blame bob!You could try them, but would they be fake? they might be too obvious to be believable, and then you're back where you started. And anyone that's hungry enough, might not take notice of them. Well i like to be prepared for the apocolypse, might as well have a great recipe ready. You know cannibals do you?.. and everyhting is said to tast like chicken!. Hahah ahh right, that's a possibility, but really, it's the vegetarians that go first when the world begins to end. It is! i don't know about triangles, but that's the way it is for humans! i've chipped many teeth stopping myself falling that old fashioned way *shifties*. But what about if something happens to those people making all this food?!. Haha, ooh like hunting your dinner? lioness like?.. "look Mum! i see little Timmy! Mmmm.. he looks fresh for dinner". Yes! yes we should!.. but chocolate would be hard to find, and when the world ends, finding chocolate will be like finding a ray of hope in the apocolypse..Haha, then they can put those names to the people?

Nutella

Haha, and sometimes not even when you've been backed into a corner! Well even if they did look fake, would you really want to eat whatever I've made them out of? I'm not sure putty tastes that nice... Ooh true, I'd have to get something really obvious and really contagious - you think Bubonic Plague would do it? Haha fair enough, but how do you know how good the recipe is? Might actually make shish-ka-bobs taste really awful! not socially, I've just read stuff they've written. Well maybe that's because they do! Haha true, they wouldn't have even made it to the animal-eating stage, would they? Haha, I think maybe I should teach you how to use your arms then - for your teeth's sake Well then we have less people to feed anyway! And I'm sure we can find replacements, I doubt farming is all that difficult Haha brilliant! With Richard Attenborough doing a documentary on the whole thing... But it's not hard to find now, so we stockpile it for those dark days when we truly need it! Haha true, as you're eating them "Didn't he say his name was James? Tastes like a Steve to me"

Artichoke

Haha, only on special occasions of course *shifties*. You don't think? it has a funny, cool name.. and anything with the name of 'putty' must be tasty!, right?. That might work! but umm.. where do you expect to get the Bubonic Plague from?.. break into a labaratory somewhere and hope they have it?.. oh, and you'd save yourself from getting eaten, but what about when you have the Plague?. I tried it out with chicken the other day, all i have to do, is swap chicken with Bob!. Haha oh right, many cannibal autobiographies on the bookshelves?. No they wouldn't.. so i guess, until all the vegetarians are eaten, you'd be safe.. gives you enough time to learn triangle self-defence. You're going to teach me? but didn't you only develop arms a couple months ago? how good are you as a teacher on how to use them?. You're probably right!.. all the fuss these farmers make, must be exaggeration(!). Hahah yes! we just need to make sure, he survives, to be able to do a documentary, or where required, a little commentary. Haha, that works! i'm sure a James and Steve taste very different, might not even have to be a cannibal to realise.

Eclair

Haha of course, which just seem to happen very often... Well I guess you'll get to find out for yourself, won't you? Well I was thinking of asking a flea to bite me, it wouldn't mind, would it? Well I doubt anyone would want to eat me then, plagues aren't too tasty... Oh right, that would be a downside to tasting like chicken then Of course not, cannibals tend to write cookbooks! Haha thanks, not that much longer then! I'd need to find someone to teach me though... Yea, but 've done plenty of tripping in that time - I'm a master of using them to break my fall! Well wouldn't you make a fuss to make it seem difficult? Otherwise more people would do it! Haha yea shouldn't be too hard - I mean no matter how much I wanted it, the lions wouldn't eat him! Haha they might do, I wouldn't know. You just look and them and guess then?

Rolos

Well they're special occasions that happen often, doesn't make them less special *shifties*. I suppose i will, unless as you're making them, you try the putty, and tell me if it's nice and tasty? Haha, i'm sure it would love to help, but you don't talk flea do you? a secret i haven't made fun of as yet? :S. Good point, i'm sure they aren't. You think? i'm sure it would be good, means there are no surpirses. Ah right, how silly of me! Hahah you need teaching? can't you pick it up in the scary streets of Adelaide?. Hahah oh right, well if you've done plenty of tripping then, i'm sure you'd know just how to help, perfect teacher!. Oh! i hadn't thought about it that way, you may be right, that must be why they do all make a fuss! you may just have cracked the plot of the farmers!. Because of their adoration for all his done for lions right?. Or are you being offensve to Sir Attenborough?! :O. Haha, but wouldn't guessing spoil the food?

Salad sandwich

Ham