so here's so exam/student related jokes.

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Philosophy degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

lmao like the 1st 1 haha

yep, i liked the first one the best!

yeh the 1st one is better
lmao xxXXxxSileena

Sileena, your never on anymore :'(

im scared about my exams : (

Me too.

Buy some rescue remedy. My maths teacher highly recommended me to some.

I always panic when it comes to examinations!

(You put a couple of drops on your tongue and it's meant to make you feel calm/relaxed.)

Edited at 21:05 Mon 23/05/05 (BST)

or you cud just get stoned lol

lol, yeah.

I know which I would pick :p

This stuff on your tongue sounds good, like a legal dope :D

any tips for exams people?

RELAX!! at all times.

Answer ALL questions (if you get it wrong, you don't lose marks. IF you get it right, it's a bonus!)

Edited at 22:01 Mon 23/05/05 (BST)

i added u last night but u didnt accept

lucky you :P

if you're that chris guy, i've got you!

i aint got you on my list

oh yeh i have lol im dosy

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please don't swear! :-)