At 4AM this morning, my house was broken into.. nothing very valuable taken.

I was up playing funkypool (of course), and had been hearing odd creaks coming from the other side of the house for about 15 minutes.

A good bit earlier, I had gone into the garage to get a notebook needed for school, and left the house un-alarmed for about 20-30 minutes.

I heard a muffled voice coming from the other side of the house, the alarm went off, and a second later a car screeched down the driveway.. As you can imagine, my heart was jumping out of my chest..

Police came about 45 minutes after called, in typical fashion around here, wrote a report, and there are extra unmarked cars patrolling the area now.

Everybody here is okay.


The most expensive thing stolen was a 100-150 dollar television we used with exercise equipment.

I was playing the clan match game with weirdo_1 when it happened.

Edited at 23:38 Mon 8/09/08 (BST)

How did they get in mate? Unlocked?

Shame you didnt hear them while they were in the house.

Anybody who fancies burgling me while i play my clan games- feel free.

Tyson can make it to the door in about 3 seconds....Can you?

Sorry to hear that Deuce....nothings sacred anymore and you cant even defend your property if you catch the ppl doing it.a mate of mine caught two lads in his house n gave them both a goood smack and he edned up being the one prosecuted.whats this world coming tooo........
pmsl @ tyson can make it to the door in 3 seconds.sounds like my Staffie
hed left u in and show you the goods but hed not let you back out again in one piece

i heard one the other day where a guy had broke into a house and unfortuanetly for him in this house lived a massive rottweiller trained as a guard dog.

He came in and the dog waited for him to be properly in, then cornered him. Everytime the guy tried to escape the rottie bit him, but he was trained that if the guy stayed still he didnt bite.

The guy ended up locked in the house all that night and then most of the next day until the owner got back and called the police.

BUT because the rottie had cornered him and bit him when he tried to escape, the dog was put down

For doing what it was trained to do

And lets be honest, who wouldnt find what the dog did funny except the burglar and some <expletive> of a judge

Shudda been the burglar put down not the DOG.GRRRRRRRRR .like u say it was doing what it was trained for and if that idiot wanted to break into some ones home he shudda thought of the risks and consequences......

Sorry to hear about that Deucy

Couple of things here....

Paula (Who's a scouse btw).....

Where were ya last night ?? Out on the rob were ya eh eh?

Where have ya been today ?? With the bizzies? eh eh?

LMAOOOO

Seriouslt though.....Sorry to hear about that Mate, i'd hate it happen to me

OMG! See what i have to out up with everyone? Was there any need for that eh? NO!

1) I was in ours all night last night a swear on me life, so no i wasnt out robbing

2) Erm, worked 10-2 then was with Tracy one of me mates and Bizzies..yes we was BIZZY talking and eating LMAOOOOO



Lmao @ You

Lol thats why deuce should get a dog its like my fog if it here something its gone and if he hears me in the kitchen getting food he is there ! you can't walk anywhere with a shadow..

But my dog is not nice to the next door naighbors one lol..

SORRY! LOL

unlucky deuce hope they catch who it was

At least they didnt take you, who else wud make my sick avatars lol?

Lmao... depends how far the gate is tbh mate

Seen a sign in a shop once about that, said the dog could make the gate in about 5 seconds... and yeah u can probably walk it in that time haha

Trust me my friend- if your in my house and i dont want you there, Tyson is getting to the door before you do

Bet Usain Bolt would like to challenge that

Bad stroke of luck...


So does anyone want to buy a T.v?
I stole it from this blokes house was used for exercise stuff i hear...

this guy stu? lmao

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pmsl @ mich the scouser

lmao yeah exaclty pmsl laughing at that vid

might of happened just by chance, but i live n crewe in cheshire and it was around the same time i had a helicopter in the close above, 1 flashing blue light police car and 2 undercover. with a Car with no driver, the car had been left and the man was sat undera bush in the house across the close..

was scary.
but funny as the same time.
i enjoyed it.

BLOCKHEADS

Edited at 21:47 Tue 9/09/08 (BST)

deuce is american for anybody who didnt know :O