At 20:21 Sun 31/08/08, 18 year old michael green of liverpool accomplished his biggest achivement to date.


The unfancied youngster who plys his trade at a drive thru mcdonalds and drives a vauxhall corsa was considered by some experts as unlikely to every hit the dizzy heights he is currently on.

A remarkable 2-0 win over missbluenose managed to edge his rank past 900 for the first time ever and make him a virtuoso!

Mich is now being considered as a wonderkid and rumours are circulating that Funkys Finest are circling him with view to the first £1m clan transfer.

His mum and dad are said to be ecstatic at the runt of their litter achieving such great success and are considering upgrading his corsa to a vauxhall astra!

The lifelong Liverpool fan is expected to be given a parade at Anfield at Liverpools next home game with a presentation with club captain Steven Gerrard being planned.

Gerrard is said to be nervous about meeting him in case his missus runs off with mich!

Michs friends have game me a couple of interviews to celebrate his success.

Luke who he has knwon for over 6 months said " im reet happy for him. hes not a bad player like, definitly a class above that smithbit guy."

Niall who has been his best friend since birth added, "I think he cheated."

Mich himself was unavailable for comment with reports from friends that hed visited a strip club and they hadnt seen him since!

lmao very well done mate im proud *sniffle*
I knew you could do it keeep going mate for no.1


I love you xx

Pfft- hell never get to number one....he fluked it this far







Don't use derogatory terms to describes other members masculinity - it may cause offence.

Edited by forum moderator 1_eye, at 17:13 Mon 1/09/08 (BST)

LMAO literally though mike thats funniest thing i read in a while well since i saw forest were doing well this season thanks fellas


Don't 'f' the lmao's up - thanks!

Edited by forum moderator 1_eye, at 17:11 Mon 1/09/08 (BST)

Edited by forum moderator 1_eye, at 17:11 Mon 1/09/08 (BST)

Im comfterble with my sexuality i mean as in a eh a em guy way

Mike think he is only saying all this to be invoved with a worth virt lmao

Hey hey hey.....yeah

will you sign my face

Ill sign your backside

Wooooooooooooooooo

roll on 950 now nothing stopping you, unless you play me woooooooo

PMSL that 3-0 win over you helped me get there

Mich i will love u only if u fair in clan ya git, if not your getting no rock!

I want rock

funniest thread I've seen in a while

I LUV THAT POST!

WD MICH

LMAO!! Thats brilliant mike.

Well done Mich.

I'm so proud, I used to train with him, until a horrible injury ended my career. It should have been me I tell you.

pmsl we already have 4 virts dont need another :)


Seriously well done m8

Edited by forum moderator 1_eye, at 17:13 Mon 1/09/08 (BST)

I've had to edit 3 posts on this thread now all from members who should know better. Don't 'f' the lmao/pmsl up.......................


Well done Mitchel!

did i

Thats scary instinct lol

I apologise unreservedly to you keoghz for any offence that i may have caused you by joking around on the forum with a word that wasnt even censored by funkypool.