Afternoon again poolers Just popping in to say a swift hello to ya all.

LMAO @ Dora...you realise you've mad a name for yaself there mate!!

Aussie......Hows that Shuffle going mate?? Keep going on the Crispy bacom mate!

Peter ~ Hiya mate

Karri ~ My dog does not have a trampoline, and the bird cage is not for sale ok......its occupied, and not by YOUR bloody Parrot either!

Jill ~ Message

Paula ~ Hello Smiler...lmao at msg and replied ok xx spk later lol xx

Hiya!!

Stell ~ *SMILES* xx Wats the FT in afternoon in bold for??


LMAO @ DORA too


Pit ~ TIMES AP! unless.... ya had ten buttys not one! Mere F'ya k? (( (lmao @ Mere)

Pmsl Stell ,it aint my parrot thought is it!!!!! its urs reali and Im in loco parentis..if u need a translation from Latin to English just ask ok hahahahaha.......Thought you saiod you were gettin one for Floyd or ave you just got him bedsprings instead lmaoooooooooooooo
Hiya Paula hun hows u today hope its better than mine Damn kids had me up at 6 wanting to play games ...Like Mmortifying or what hahahaha
Hey everyone else hope yas are all good
*HUGS*

(Lmao @ bedsprings hahaha)


Hello Karri hun, im great thanks, and rather you than me getting up that early...UNLESS its for a good cause mind!

*hugs*

lol Paula ano I was Horrified thought there was only one 6 oclock in the day.so who the hell was the bright spark that invented the uva one lmaooooooooooooo

*hugs bk*

Awww lol...the only time ive been up at 6am is prob wen ive not been to sleep all night LOL

oooooooooooooooooo U ikkle devil u muahahahahahaha, tho must admit Ive done it on some occasions but been too obliterated to even realise it was that time hahahaha.oh happy days

Devil? DEVIL? Oh Karri come on!!!! Everyone knows im an Angel (A)

Hells angel lol

evening all

funny as heck last night eh? bloody cowboys

drunks more like x x

(hehe)the story continues......

in the distance is a cloud of dust followed by the sound of thundering hooves, fastly approaching is skint eastwood(aka tids)closing in to the outskirts of the western town that is called sheet creek...(whaaaat?)....skint dismounts, runs into the saloon where tukko (stella) is propping up the bar talking to the buxom wench that is paula.....skint, with a hatfull of arrows catches his breath and in a rare spate of panic, says*...

"t-t-t-t-t-tukko......them there injuns....they they they got angel eyes......

*catches more breath*

barman slide over another scotch

*takes out arrow from butt he didnt ralise was there*

Oh! back for more are ya punk!......Hey Deputy we gotta spare cell for this no good bum!! Wench give the man one more whisky......hey piano man, give us a song.....and no bloody Dolly parton crap either!!........*sips his whiskey, and swirls his gun round, just in case*

b-b-b-but tukko ....angel eyes...he has the golden chalice of the soux covenant and only when that is returned to the chapel of brother and brothel will the town be refreshed....so you can sit there sippin cheap whiskee or yer can get yer god damn lazy varmin carcass away from tha wench and restore the pride of sheet creek....

*rips deputy's badge from his fat lazy good for nuthin chest*

OH!....Think ya own sheet creek do ya eh ?? The pride of sheet creek can hold its own ok, dont need a bum like you here! (pmsl) now drink ya whiskey, take ya mule, and get outta town........and take the fishy wench with ya!!

*throws the wench over his shoulder*

come on paula and oh.....for your own safety...ditch that weird scouse accent.

*rides off into sunset with floosy strapped over back of saddle and skinty shoots both pistols into the air*

yeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WoooHooo *Watches the Tiddler ride outta town, as the saloon whoopers an a hollers!!*

Right then piano man.........tickle dem ol ivories, and lets have us a good ol yeeee haaaaaaaaa knees up!Men get them pistols at the ready..........woooooohooooooo *Sings* Stand by your man........

(LMAO gonna write a poem later.......The Ballad of sheet creek)

lmao...i love the mix of teenage street talk and cockney lingo together with the wild west there stella....oh mr multicultural you truly are lol

"Screams PUT ME DOWN YA BIG SOFT CLINT WANNABE"!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yano ur bothe mental dont yas? HAHAHAHA

i got the rugged good looks tho lol

im metal not mencal lol

SAID WHO? Pfffffffffffffft