Clarkson for Prime Minister!

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05:05 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Right, who needs David Cameron or Gordon Brown!? Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister! Who agrees? Oh and isn't Top Gear the best god damn programme ever! Oh yeah and Richard (hamster) Hammond as chancellor of the exchequor and James May as Clarkson's secretary!
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05:10 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Pointless thread but ye i agree. Top gear is the best programme ever
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05:13 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
callumb said:
Pointless thread but ye i agree. Top gear is the best programme ever


Its general chat, this is a general topic, therefore its not 'pointless'. I still firmly believe that Clarkson would do a better job than Cameron or Brown, plus we would probably all end up with a Ferrari with a rocket launcher on the back, might cut into the health budget, but, who needs the NHS!

Edited at 10:14 Sat 19/07/08 (BST)
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05:15 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
My bad
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05:20 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Exactly! 5 reasons why it is beneficial:

1) Top Gear would become compulsory in schools! Science and maths are irrelevant!

2) We each get a Ferrari with a rocket launcher and a 5ft high spoiler! (well whatever your preference is!)

3) We have a Prime Minister who will make real decisions and will form the new unstoppable A-team trio of Hammond, May and Clarkson.

4)Some wit will be brought to the government!

5) More funding will be ploughed into the one, the only, TOP GEAR!

Edited at 10:21 Sat 19/07/08 (BST)
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06:10 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
He'll take away congestion charge, fuel tax, road tax etc...

He may even make driving compulsory!

More roads, less speed cameras, not a care in the world about global warming...


He gets my vote!
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06:18 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Wahey!

Good points as well Sam!
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06:21 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
My vote too
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06:25 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
That's three votes! Surely more than the Coservatives and Labour put together!
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06:27 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
I'm not into politics





Nor top gear for that matter

Edited at 11:28 Sat 19/07/08 (BST)
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06:40 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
You truly are a disgrace Luke!
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06:48 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
My mates go on and on about top gear so i thought id give it a go..... it lasted about 30 seconds i couldn't watch any longer! top gear = worst show on T.V
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06:54 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
ste_efc said:
My mates go on and on about top gear so i thought id give it a go..... it lasted about 30 seconds i couldn't watch any longer! top gear = worst show on T.V



OH MY GOD LOL


Its amazing! I love the races they do
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06:55 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
ste_efc said:
My mates go on and on about top gear so i thought id give it a go..... it lasted about 30 seconds i couldn't watch any longer! top gear = worst show on T.V


Ste where is your manly testosterone!

Im sorry but watch an episode! You'll love it!

Otherwise don't post sinfully about Top Gear!
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07:00 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
The official govt petition attracted over 49000 votes, so you're not alone wanting JC as PM!

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/PMClarkson/

And a pretty accurate, but made up, manifesto appeared here : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-505788/Jeremy-Clarkson-Prime-Minister.html
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07:04 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
You voting for him spinner?
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07:58 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Well for many reasons that have been stated on the manifesto link provided by spinner.. clarkson has my vote






and yes topgear is the BEST programme EVER
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08:41 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Well said Andy! Top Gear is class! Who else wants our country in safe, 6ft 5, perm barnet, Lamborghini riding hands!
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09:18 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Well he can't do any worse than the other muppets already in power!!


And Top Gear is high up on my list of TOP programmes but not the best!

Edited at 14:19 Sat 19/07/08 (BST)
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11:15 Sat 19 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Top Gear is rubbish these days.

And it doesn't matter who's PM they all lie.
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