:O *Chases the triangle* You can't escape my Kicks!! I'm going to kick so hard you'll have a bruise on your leg for a month! Mwuhahah!

*Takles Bob, gets up and gives him a giant KICK!!*

*then twirls around him singing* you know you can't escape me when i want to Kick you

I can try, I'm optimistic now

*falls over after the twirling clutching his leg* Foul! FFOOUULL!


Kiss!

Foul? what foul? *looks around* there's no-one here to respond to that..*Looks at Bob, clutching his leg.. and grins* Now for the other leg i think!

Kick!

:O where'd the referee when you need one! Not my other leg! my beautiful other leg... Oww!

Kiss

I'm not sure, but..maybe on a soccer field(!)

*Shakes her head in amusement* Ohh Quit whinging, they weren't painful kicks anyway..

kiss!

Well why couldn't you kick me on one of those then!

Not for you, I have tender shins from all the other ones you've given me!

Kiss

Because then i'd get told off for kicking you now wouldn't i?.. and like a true soccer fan.. you made it very convincing buddy.

Well.. if i continue kicking your shins.. they will toughen up, and you'll have no pain! Ta Daa!

Kiss!

Pfft, I'd probably the one in trouble for "simulation"

You think I did? Aww, shucks *embarrased smiley*

Erm... I'm not quite sure that's how it works Mel. More kicking = mushy shins

Kiss

Haha, ooh even better!

Well, if we don't try.. how will you know?

Kicks!

Yes, much better(!)

But if we don't try, my shins will be very happy

Kiss!

I'm sure your shins will get used to it eventually.. they'll adjust.. yeah.. that's it.. *shifty eyes*

Kicks gleefully!

They'll have to, or I'll never be able to kick back!

Kiss!

You never kick back anyway.. so does it really matter if they get used to it or not?

Kiss

I might do, one day, maybe... I would like to be able to walk as well you know!

Kiss

Walking is overrated.. hey!... maybe you can just sit there so i can continue to do this..


Kick!

Or you could get me a wheelchair? Great fun!

Kiss

Oooh i thought of suggesting that.. Hey! haha i could trip you over whilst you're in it

Kiss

Is there any way I could stop you tripping me? You could push me in my wheelchair instead

Kiss

Haha, okay.. it will kill some time, so why not!?.. but if you fall, i take no responsibility!

Kick

Do you want me to sign a disclaimer as well? "Mel is not to be held accountable if she tips you out of the wheelchair"?

Kiss